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LOVE NEVER DIES – Adelphi Theatre;    PRIVATE LIVES – Vaudeville Theatre;     GHOSTS – Duchess Theatre;    JERUSALEM – Apollo Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue;    REALLY OLD, LIKE FORTY FIVE – Cottesloe Theatre (NT);    WAITING FOR GODOT – Theatre Royal, Haymarket;    ENRON – Noel Coward Theatre;    THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED – Garrick Theatre;   SIX DEGREES OF SEPERATION – The Old Vic;    LEGALLY BLONDE – The Musical – Savoy Theatre;    CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF – Novello Theatre;    NATION – Olivier Theatre (NT);     THE HABIT OF ART – Lyttelton Theatre (NT);    THE POWER OF YES – Lyttelton Theatre (NT);    AN INSPECTOR CALLS – Wyndham’s Theatre ;    OUR CLASS – Cottesloe Theatre (NT);    DREAMBOATS AND PETTICOATS – Savoy Theatre;   SISTER ACT – London Palladium;   THE OBSERVER – Cottesloe Theatre (NT);   WAR HORSE – New London Theatre;    PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT – The Musical – Palace Theatre;    OLIVER! – Theatre Royal, Drury Lane;    JERSEY BOYS - Prince Edward Theatre;    HAIRSPRAY - Shaftesbury Theatre;     GREASE is the word - Piccadilly Theatre;     DIRTY DANCING - Aldwych Theatre;       THE 39 STEPS - Criterion Theatre;     WICKED - Apollo Victoria Theatre;   AVENUE Q – at the Gielgud Theatre until 13/03 re-opens at Wyndham’s Theatre 19/03;     BILLY ELLIOT - The Musical - Victoria Palace Theatre;   LES MISÉRABLES - Queen's Theatre;    STOMP - Ambassador's Theatre;    WE WILL ROCK YOU - The Dominion Theatre;    Disney's THE LION KING - Lyceum Theatre;    MAMMA MIA - The Prince of Wales Theatre;   CHICAGO - Cambridge Theatre


 

LOVE NEVER DIES

 

Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Lyrics by Glenn Slater

 

Book by Andrew Lloyd Webber & Ben Elton with Glenn Slater and Frederick Forsyth

 

 

Now playing at the Adelphi Theatre

 

Lord Lloyd Webber has always been strong on marketing and developing his musical brands so perhaps the major surprise is that he has taken so long to write a sequel to one of his earlier hits.

 

Since there is little doubt that Love Never Dies will prove lucrative, both in its own right and as a marketing tool for its progenitor The Phantom of the Opera, the only question is whether we can now expect Dogs or Herod the Hero to follow.

 

Love Never Dies has much to praise and a fair amount that does not come off so well. On the plus side, the design is so good that at times it can overshadow the show's main attractions.

 

Bob Crowley has mixed sensational, dreamlike computer graphics with more old fashioned props such as a haunting, centaur-pulled carriage; and magical illusions to create a Coney Island funfair and House of Horrors that is unforgettable.

 

The tale that this design so spectacularly embellishes is of old flames reigniting. Ramin Karimloo as The Phantom is given ample opportunity to exercise his powerful tonsils, while his leading lady, American import Sierra Boggess gets her moment of glory, threatening any passing chandeliers while hitting the high notes in the title song.

 

Coney Island is the place to which the sadder, older Phantom has fled from Paris after losing the woman with whom he is still obsessed ten years later, Christine to bitter Raoul the handsome but profligate Viscomte, now played by Joseph Millson.

 

In an effort to replenish the lost family fortune, Christine agrees to play a gig at the funfair bringing hubby and their 10-year-old son Gustav along for the ride (pun intended).

 

There, they encounter not only the dreaded Phantom, who still fantasises wildly about his lost love, but other old friends too.

 

Liz Robertson's stony-faced Madame Giry and her lovely, intellectually-blonde daughter Meg have been keeping the show alive for a decade selling bland, end of the pier variety, exemplified by a rip-off Salome seven veils song perhaps inspired by Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

 

The daughter, the only character anything like fully drawn, is for whatever reason driven by a constant desire to please their never seen mentor and portrayed with spirit by the peppy, winning Summer Strallen

 

In true melodramatic style, predictable skeletons emerge from the cupboard, none anything like as interesting as the evening's best illusion from Scott Penrose, a woman with shapely human legs but a skeletal upper half.

 

All builds to a series of showdowns and a death scene so prolonged that it might rank an entry in next year's Guinness Book of Records.

 

It does not help a limp plot to have an evening of trite lyrics that seem written purely to rhyme rather than emphasise the beauty of what we see and hear, as not only is the design of the highest quality but much of the score shows variety and imagination.

 

While the title song may be sub-operatic, the three best tunes Devil Take the Hindmost, The Beauty Underneath and Heaven by the Sea are respectively Kurt Weill pastiche, heavy rock and musical standard.

 

So what to make of a flawed classic? On balance, for anyone that loves Lord LW and more particularly Phantom, this is a must see. That should also extend to musical fans who are not looking for too much intellectual stimulation. In other words, Love Never Dies is an inevitable hit that is bound to prove popular and triumphantly travel the globe in the wake of its Parisian parent.

 

 

Buy tickets: http://www.loveneverdies.com

 

 

Reviewed by Philip Fisher for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 



 

 

PRIVATE LIVES

 

By Noel Coward

 

A Theatre Royal, Bath production...

 

Now playing at the Vaudeville Theatre until 1st May, 2010

 

 

Never one to waste a moment, Coward reputedly used his time recovering from a bout of ‘flu to write the draft of Private Lives in only four days and, although the dialogue is extensive, not a word is wasted either - every one pertinent, to the point, and written with a biting wit pointing out the absurdities of life, love and morality.   Never more so than in this enjoyable tale of two couples honeymooning in Deauville where Amanda and Elyot discover that the partner they divorced five years previously is on the adjoining balcony, each now married to another.

 

Kim Cattrall of TV’s Sex and the City fame is Amanda - and what a revelation.   This is her third foray onto the London stage and sadly I missed the first two but she certainly doesn’t give herself an easy ride (not since Samantha anyway and make what you will of that remark!).    Her first role, in 2005,  was as a bed-bound quadriplegic, only able to move from the neck up, and the second a year later was David Mamet’s disturbing psychological play The Cryptogram.   This time, in another total contrast, her character is mercurial, volatile, flighty and, with Coward’s script and Richard Eyre’s expertly timed and paced direction, totally enjoyably laugh-out-loud funny.   Although the sex appeal is still evident, gone is the deep, seductive, caressing drawl, to be replaced with a higher, lighter tone of voice, and a capriciousness in complete contrast to the blatantly single-minded, predatory Samantha.   There is no vestige of an American accent and her sense of comedy is superb,  but there are also some touching moments to almost bring tears to the eyes as she quietly and haltingly sings “Some Day I’ll Find You” with a feeling of loneliness and  a yearning for something lost.

 

She is well matched by Matthew Macfadyen’s Elyot, confident of his manly superiority and sure he can control this wildly irresponsible woman.   Doesn’t he remember their marriage?   Coward himself played this role when the play premiered in 1930, with Gertrude Lawrence as Amanda,  but Macfadyen is no carbon copy preferring to replace ‘The Master’s’ carefully enunciated, clipped tones with his own version of superiority and hauteur.   An extremely talented actor, he first came to prominence as Mr. Darcy in the 2005 film version of “Pride and Prejudice” and we will be seeing a lot more of him this coming year with no fewer than four film and TV productions to be screened.

 

The two hapless spouses, who are soon deserted by their heartless partners, are Sybil and Victor, seemingly insipid and clinging contrasts to the main protagonists, but they have their moments too, and all expertly performed.   Amanda’s dismissive “Heaven preserve me from nice women” stings Lisa Dillon’s Sybil to shoot back “Your reputation ought to do that”, and Simon Paisley Day’s Victor has a quite inventive method of dealing with his trousers overnight.

 

In Act Two Amanda’s Paris apartment is a dream of stylish thirties unconventional elegance, and it must really hurt designer Rob Howell to see it trashed in the volatile, destructive fight between the lovers, but comedy is still high on the agenda and ‘Casting’ have managed to find a real French maid - well a true Parisian anyway (Caroline Lena Olsson) - who enters to the scene of devastation and, with a Gallic shrug, says “Ah, Les Amoureux” as if it was the most natural thing in the world.

 

I enjoyed every single moment of this thoroughly entertaining production, superbly presented and performed to perfection.   Highly recommended. 

 

 

Reviewed by Sheila Connor for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 

 


 

GHOSTS

by Henrik Ibsen

A new version by Frank McGuinness

 

Now playing at the Duchess Theatre, West End

 

Once you begin on the slippery slope of keeping up appearances there is no turning back, as Mrs. Helene Alving finds to her cost, yet would her life have been better if the truth had been known from the start?

 

Ibsen’s play covers so many issues of morality that it’s difficult to take them all on board, and bringing them into the open certainly scandalised a hypocritical late nineteenth century self-righteous society which preferred to cover up anything it considered distasteful.   Matters of the sanctity of marriage, incest, infidelity and (horrifyingly) venereal disease and euthanasia, as well as the plight of women living in a male-dominated world, are all considered, and should the right to personal happiness  be sacrificed in the name of ‘duty’?  

 

Building an orphanage to the memory of her late husband is Mrs. Alving’s final act of duty, still perpetuating the myth that he was an upright and honourable man and she can now dismiss his memory and look forward to a life of freedom with the beloved son who has just returned  home from his life as an artist in Paris - but ‘the sins of the fathers are visited on the children’ and the ghosts of the past come back to haunt her.

 

Characters are well drawn and well represented  with the delicate-featured, socially ambitious maid Regina (Jessica Raine) an unlikely offspring of the rough and conniving carpenter Engstrand (Malcolm Storry) alerting our suspicions from the start.    Lesley Sharp as Mrs. Alving breezes in like a breath of spring, attractive, elegantly gowned and eager to begin life at last, throwing off the yoke that has been her duty for so many years, but the hope and excitement in her eyes is soon dashed to depression and unease as history seems to be repeating itself and finally turns to total anguish and despair with a momentous decision to make.   Should she help her son to end his life as he begs her to do?   The very question which has gained so much media attention recently - still not resolved.

 

Harry Treadaway gives a fine interpretation of a young man in pain and suffering from a disease he does not understand, managing to look gaunt and wracked with pain and anguish, before sinking into a coma as Sharp agonises over her decision.

 

Duty is the main preoccupation of Pastor Manders played by Ian Glen (who also directs) as the total embodiment of a sanctimonious, self-satisfied minister who casts a dubious eye on the radical books chosen by Mrs. A. and picks them up with thumb and forefinger as if they were contaminated, at the same time lecturing her on the superiority of men.   One wonders how she could have had any amorous feelings for such a character.    So sure of his God-given right is he that he blames the lack of insurance for the destroyed orphanage on anyone but himself and, in the final irony, agrees to fund Engstrand’s euphemistically named ‘sanctuary for sailors’ as a fitting memorial for Mr. Alving - as indeed it is!

 

 

Click here to book tickets for Ghosts - From £34.00

 

 

 

Reviewed by Sheila Connor for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 


The Royal Court Theatre production of ..

 

JERUSALEM

 

A new play by Jez Butterworth

 

Now playing at the Apollo Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue until 24th April, 2010

 

A young girl, dressed as a fairy and alone on stage, sings the song ‘Jerusalem’.   Suddenly the peace of England’s ‘green and pleasant land’ is shattered by the wildest most raucous party imaginable.   As day breaks (or perhaps it’s nearer noon) the scene is revealed as a clearing in the woods where a large trailer caravan is surrounded by the detritus of the party and  where two members of the local constabulary are trying to serve an eviction notice - not for the first time.

 

It is St. George’s Day, the day of Flintlock village’s annual fair, and in the caravan is St. George in the shape of Johnny ‘Rooster’ Byron about to fight the dragon of bureaucracy, but this is no knight in shining armour.  An inveterate teller of outrageously tall stories, a drug dealer who attracts under-age girls and plies them with booze - you wouldn’t want him living in your back garden and you’d warn your kids to keep clear, yet somehow Mark Rylance manages to present him as a likeable, harmless rogue and our sympathies are with him as he ignores the efforts of authority to move him on.   From our safe, comfortable homes, cushioned by the ‘Nanny State’ and suffocated by the denizens of ‘Health and Safety’, isn’t there a little envy and admiration for someone who is refusing to conform and living life in his own way.  

                  

Butterworth and director Ian Rickson have created a hilarious comedy, but look a little deeper and there are more issues being addressed here than simply whether or not Johnny will win the battle.    The erosion of rural England to provide more housing estates, the suppression of individuality, the fact that life must move on but basically nothing much changes are all slipped in beneath the laughter, and there is regret that the rebellious spirit of Old England seems lost.

 

Practically the entire original cast have transferred from the Royal Court and there are some very young and inexperienced actors among them, but no one puts a foot wrong and under Rickson’s direction new ideas, thoughts and stories come at you in waves keeping the pace and energy flowing.   The three hour performance doesn’t seem a second too long.   Johnny’s most outrageous story, and hilariously illustrated by actions, is the time he met a forty foot giant who had built Stonehenge, and who gave him a drum to beat if he needed help, told so convincingly it almost seemed possible.

 

A strange assortment of characters come and go throughout the day.   There is Mackenzie Crook as loyal but woozy wannabe DJ,  Alan David’s professor living in the distant past, Danny Kirrane’s xenophobic slaughter-man  “If I leave Wiltshire my ears pop”, Gerard Horan’s  reluctant Morris dancer, Tom Brooke’s Lee - his last day in Flintlock before leaving the country, and two very young girls (Jessica Barden and Charlotte Mils) who crawl out from under the caravan where they have spent the night.   

 

Ultz’ set is amazingly real with massive beech trees towering over the site, birdsong in the trees, and distant sounds of preparations for the fair provided by Ian Dickinson.   All performances are so superb that it doesn’t seem like acting at all, with Rylance emerging as very probably the greatest actor of our time.  

 

At the end he almost seems to be giving in, appearing dressed conventionally and looking old and beaten.   It takes a vicious physical beating to restore his spirit and, covered with blood and hardly able to crawl he hauls himself upright and begins to beat the drum calling up - maybe not the giants - but the gigantic indomitable spirit of his ancestors.

 

 

Performances:                       Monday – Saturday at 7.30pm

                                                Saturday and Thursday matinees at 2.30pm

Box Office:                             0844 412 4658 www.nimaxtheatres.com or

Website:                                 www.jerusalemtheplay.com

 

 

Reviewed by Sheila Connor for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 


 

REALLY OLD, LIKE FORTY FIVE

by Tamsin Oglesby

 

Now playing in repertory at the Cottesloe Theatre

 

Tamsin Oglesby’s latest play about the perils of growing old is a bizarre hybrid of EastEnders for the elderly and Friends set in an English care home.

 

The story, directed by Anna Mackmin, revolves around three ageing siblings, well played by Judy Parfitt, Gawn Grainger and Marcia Warren, and a motley crew of unconvincing offspring: a badly coping daughter (Amelia Bullmore), an adopted grand-daughter (Lucy May Barker), who becomes pregnant, and a computer gaming obsessed grandson (Thomas Jordan). Over the course of the drama, the three oldsters end up in the Arc, the officials’ ground-breaking hospital for the “vulnerable“, while the rest are left to cope - or not.

 

The best thing about this play is none of the above, but two fabulous scene stealing characters, Michela Meazza’s robot nurse, and Paul Ritter’s NHS policy official.

                  

Meazza plays a freshly minted androgynous mannequin from whose sexy white dolly nurse uniform sprout long, angular plastic looking arms and legs which twist and turn to a syncopated robotic soundtrack. As she strokes her patients, her red lips alternate between crazy fixed expressions of joy, or lost misery as she mechanically parrots whatever sorrow is imparted to her. It’s a brilliant performance with echoes of the world according to Matthew Bourne in whose many productions Meazza has starred.

 

Paul Ritter’s disillusioned bureaucrat also likes to posture and parade as, from a raised podium, he shows us screens featuring redesigned station platforms for the future, with three lanes, one for the elderly, the next for the middle aged movers, and the third for younger sprinters. When he discovers he has early onset dementia, he gives a tour de force of a speech and a performance, mounting hysteria laced with snatches of random nursery rhymes.

 

The programme is full of information about the liabilities of an ageing population, suggesting that this is a play inviting us seriously to consider our future decline. There are a few moments of tenderness as the siblings relive moments from their shared pasts, but they lie buried under the weight of an unsurprising plot and comic, but essentially trivial, dialogue.

 

The playwright works best when she marries her ear for the surreal with the everyday as in her earlier, and much better play, My Best Friend. Really Old, Like Forty-Five celebrates the surreal but consigns the everyday, along with its patients, to banality.

 

 

Reviewed by Charlotte Birkett for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 


WAITING FOR GODOT

by Samuel Beckett

 

Now playing at the Theatre Royal, Haymarket

 

Ends:  April 3rd, 2010

 

 

 

The ‘Waiting For Godot’, at the Theatre Royal Haymarket is a revival of the hugely successful production of Samuel Beckett’s 1952 play, starring Ian McKellen as Estragon (Gogo) and Patrick Stewart as Vladimir (Didi) that was in the West End last season.  Roger Rees has taken over the Stewart part.

 

One of the first of the Theatre of the Absurd genre, Ionesco and Pinter were to follow, you won’t find dramatic form, plot development and coherent dialogue in great supply during the course of the play.   What you do find is a theme played and replayed that although life may be meaningless, love, or hate or even perhaps an identifiable sense of purpose, give people the strength to carry on.  In this case, the characters are, of course, waiting for Godot, a mythical character who, of course, never appears.

 

In a dystopian post apocalyptic world, the characters survive in the remains of a theatre. If all the world’s a stage, the set by Stephen Brimson Lewis definitely is one.  The destroyed theatre’s arch is collapsing although the empty boxes remain upright, but everything is covered in white dust, a bit like after 9/11.  A tree has grown up through the floor boards.  All sense of time and place has totally vanished. The characters flounder in search of meaning.  Neither is well; both are in pain. It would be heartbreaking if it weren’t for the laughs.

 

Waiting for Godot is in the acting as much as it is in the writing.  In fact, this is probably the ultimate actors’ play, as while a bemused audience listens to what is often complete non-sequitur or even gibberish, it’s all so compellingly performed, they are both riveted and engrossed. 

 

Sean Mathias, Artistic Director of the Theatre Royal Haymarket for the 2009/10 season directs his superb cast in an interpretation that ekes every drop of meaning from every line. There are heart-tugging bits of business. Estragon and Vladimir can’t survive without each other. The continuity of their existence in the barren post-holocaust landscape has created a bond between them. Bonds like that turn into love, although often times never acknowledged.  Estragon’s feet are too big for his boots and at the start of the play he takes them off.  The boots are laceless and worn, with tongue and sides flapping in despair, if boots can convey despair. Vladimir picks one up, spits on it and rubs away with his sleeve trying to create a shine. It’s an act of love and very moving it is too.

 

Matthew Kelly plays Pozzo where his largeness serves him well. Towering over Lucky, Ronald Pickup, who obediently trudges ahead of him as on a lead, his neck in a noose, the two wander to no purpose through land laid waste for no reason. Lucky is totally dejected and accepts his lot. Pozzo postures and commands, trying to uncover who he was.  The two make a second visit in Act II.  The singing and dancing Lucky is now mute. The blustering Pozzo has gone blind. The suitcase Lucky lugs about turns out to be full of sand.

 

Time plays either an important role or none at all.  A lot of time might have passed, which would explain changed conditions, or no time might have passed, which would explain why so much has remained the same.

 

With masterful acting and direction, you can’t go wrong with this production. Whether Theatre of the Absurd suits your taste or not is irrelevant here. One should see at least one production of Waiting for Godot in one’s theatre going life.

 

If you haven’t yet, don’t miss this one.

 

 

Book online: http://www.trh.co.uk

 

 

Reviewed by Judith M. Steiner for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 

 


 

 

ENRON

by Lucy Prebble

 

Now playing at the Noel Coward Theatre, St Martin’s Lane

 

Enron is a vastly-ambitious morality play charting the rise and catastrophic fall of the Texan energy giant which grew from nothing to reach top-ten US company status in just 15 years. Employing 21,000 staff in almost 50 countries, its success was due to a seductively-presented fantasy based on lies, the shadiest of dealings and the most elaborate of cover-ups with a murky trail of duplicity leading right up to the very steps of the White House and the Bush administration.

 

Lucy Prebble’s lucid play reveals every element of ‘life in the bubble’ as it was lived by the people in the loop at Enron and its effects on those who trusted them and shared a common belief that their judgement was infallible – even though it was predicated on the assumption that future income streams could be written down as current earnings from the moment a new deal was signed. Who wouldn’t be tempted to invest in such a company when confronted with a rise in share price from a meagre dollar to a peak of some $95 at the height of its fame and before global debts of $38bn (small beer in comparison to today’s vast septic debt pits) eventually brought down the whole house of cards and its ingenious originators. 

 

Jeffrey Skilling became Enron's top executive and principal villain by Machiavellian manipulation, creating a mythically-wealthy company by following the quixotic principles of his newly-promoted Chief Financial Officer, Andy Fastow, that launched shady shadow companies in which Enron's escalating debts could be manipulated and presented as assets. As long as this ploy worked, it was allowed to continue with the tacit blessing of company founder, Kenneth Lay and the apparent compliance of fellow executives and a coterie of highly-paid accountants, lawyers, analysts and investors.

 

The actors inhabit their real-life fantasy world with chilling conviction and Samuel West's fine performance as Skilling brings out both his innate nerdishness and his master-of-the-universe self-belief. 

 

Tim Pigott-Smith as Lay creates a riveting portrait of a hail-fellow, well-met devout Christian who sanctions Skilling’s business methods while largely distancing himself from their inevitable repercussions. Tom Goodman-Hill manages to keep at bay the predatory red-eyed debt-devouring ‘raptors’ – ancillary companies created to swallow Enron’s ever-growing debts – until the unprecedented scope of the company’s indebtedness can no longer be concealed.

 

Rupert Goold’s glittering direction brings Enron’s universe to hubristic life through a series of stunningly-staged boardroom coups, ritualised male rites of passage, high-level corporate schmoozing (from the President downwards), stock manipulation, sex (between dissolute and highly-motivated, but frequently insecure, executives), drugs (surprisingly few, apart from a few fragrant cigarettes) and rock’n’roll (some slickly choreographed dance routines by Scott Ambler highlight particularly frantic moments on the Trading Floor and elsewhere). All combine to create a hugely-involving multi-media spectacle that exposes the staggering mis-use of power as the sweet smell of success gradually turns into the fetid stench of rotting corporate power abuse, made even more nauseating to a contemporary audience by its relevance to recent  disclosures - corporate and political - on both sides of the Atlantic.

 

So, what lessons have we learned from Enron? Very few, it would seem: bankers’ bonuses remain at the contentious heart of our discredited financial system and corporate duplicity and political ineptness continue unabated.

 

Knowing how to bend the rules for personal, corporate and political advantage remain at the heart of our business and political ethos - however strongly it may be denied by those in power. Those ‘in the know’ still make their own rules and believe themselves to be invincible and largely unaccountable to the rest of society, their particular morality at odds with the people who (used to) trust them. As Lord Goldsmith was reported as saying before he faced the Chilcot Enquiry the morning after Enron’s West End opening: “people don’t understand how the system works.”  But if the system isn’t working in a way that ‘people’ can understand, then perhaps it is time to look at ways of changing it to become more readily transparent?

 

 

Tickets £50.50 to £12.50

Concessions available to Seniors/Students on day of performance

Booking from 16 January 2010 to Saturday 8 May 2010

Monday to Saturday at 7.30pm, Wednesday & Saturday at 2.30pm

 

Box Office 0844 482 514

www.enrontheplay.co.uk

 

 

Reviewed for Theatreworld Internet Magazine by Clive Burton

 

 


TWO REVIEWS:-

 

The Little Dog Laughed

 

 

Garrick Theatre, Charing Cross Road

If few Hollywood stars have played gay men on screen, even fewer have come out as gay themselves, despite persistent rumours about the true sexuality of many of the biggest names.

 

So it is with Mitchell, a young actor whose “slight recurring case of homosexuality” threatens to scupper his career just as he could be about to hit the Hollywood jackpot with a star movie role. But, instead of reining in his homosexual tendencies and, you might reasonably ask these days, “why should he?” (but that’s how the game is still played in Tinseltown)  he sticks to his guns to continue a nascent affair with a young New York male  prostitute, Alex.

 

His loudmouth lesbian agent, Diane, insists that he choose between his burgeoning career as a hetero heartthrob and his new ‘relationship’ - smitten after a one-night stand, where both men are in denial about their homosexuality? -  I don’t think so… Tamsin Greig plays her as a relentlessly stentorian Jewish motormouth whom we first see Vogueing to the brutally-loud disco tracks that have been shaking the theatre to its foundations for a full quarter-hour before the curtain rises on this inept series of brittle vignettes and monochrome monologues.

 

For audiences raised on the quality scripts, tight plots and dry humour of  Will and Grace’s four-handed format, the jokes and situations in Douglas Carter Beane’s play are painfully thin and Diane’s banter with the audience quickly becomes wearisome: frequently breaking the fourth wall convention, each character explores his/her situations or, even more annoyingly, those of absent third parties, within the confines of a rectangular white set whose props mysteriously disappear without explanation as the evening progresses. (Why sleep on the floor in an empty apartment/hotel room where there was once a bed?)

 

Gemma Arterton plays Alex’s long-suffering girlfriend Ellen as a mopey loser who eventually falls pregnant by her promiscuous rent-boy friend and, in one of the most ineptly-directed (and written) scenes of its kind, when she tries to broach the subject of her recent visit to the doctor, Alex petulantly jumps to the mistaken conclusion that it is because she has given him AIDS! 

 

It is largely down to the personal charm of Harry Lloyd’s puppyish sex worker that his character remains as appealing as he does despite such obnoxious behaviour: curious though that, although he makes around $800 a day as a hustler, he nevertheless feels compelled to ask his new best friend Mitchell, Rupert Friend, for a loan to cover his girlfriend’s abortion. But that is presumably only so that the plot can be neatly resolved and everyone live happily ever.

 

The adult themes (though nothing that would shock a sophisticated metropolitan theatregoer), a little discreet rear (male) nudity and a sprinkling of profanities seem so passé today that, after two long hours, I still could neither see – nor care about - why The Little Dog Laughed. A bit of a bummer all round, then...

 

Reviewed for Theatreworld Internet Magazine by Clive Burton

 

 

 

 

THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED

By Douglas Carter Beane

 

 

Now playing at the Garrick Theatre

 

It seems that The Little Dog Laughed must be one of those shows that visitors either love or hate. After all, this lightest of light comedies made it to Broadway and has now crossed the Atlantic. Alternatively, it is possible that Jamie Lloyd's British version has lost whatever made the original a draw.

 

There is an early suggestion that its writer might wish his baby to be seen as a gender-bending remake of Breakfast at Tiffany's, the movie. However, it lacks Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard and the unique charm injected into Truman Capote's story by director Blake Edwards.

 

What we are left with is a comedy with a subtlety bypass in which almost every joke is telegraphed and the actors compete for who can shout loudest.

 

To be fair to Green Wing's Tamsin Greig, a really stage good actress who works ridiculously hard to get laughs here, she wins that contest hands down in the role of a lesbian actors' agent from LA having a few problems with what appears to be her sole client.

 

Rupert Friend, whose biography suggests that, like Keira Knightley, he is making his stage debut in the West End, is Mitchell. He is a pretty film actor with gay tendencies on the way to superstardom, who decides to come out at just the wrong moment for his career, not to mention the infuriated Diane's 10% in perpetuity.

 

Mitchell's undoing is Harry Lloyd's boyish, vulnerable Alex, a male tart with a heart of gold and the integrity of a priest. You know - the type that might protest, "I only have paid sex with men to make money and really I'm straight and a veritable angel" and believe it.

 

To complete the set we have St Trinian's graduate turned Bond Girl, Gemma Arterton as Alex's squeeze, Ellen. She is confused by the goings on and in turn confuses all and sundry, though she is part of a convenient happy ever after ending that will probably appeal most to ardent devotees of Hello magazine.

 

There are some very sharp lines along the way and Douglas Carter Beane clearly sets out to have some fun at the expense of the movie industry but this is no Speed-the-Plow. Unless you are desperate to see these screen stars in the flesh, this may be one to miss out on.

 

www.garrick-theatre.co.uk

 

Tickets: £52.00, £47, £42, £30

 

Evenings at 7.45pm with Wednesday and Saturday matinees at 3.00pm

 

Booking:  0844 412 4662

 

 

 

Reviewed by Philip Fisher for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 

 


 

SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION

 

 

Now playing at the Old Vic until April 3

 

Just what is reality?  Is it what we see – or what we choose to see? When the line between actuality and imagination is blurred, it can distort a situation to such an extent that it is increasingly difficult to distinguish between the two states of perception. The imagined becomes the actual, however far-fetched the situation may logically appear.

 

That is more or less the premise of Six Degrees of Separation: this latest movie- to- stage show (a new production representing the play’s first London revival in almost two decades) is inspired by the real-life story of a flamboyant con artist who manages to convince wealthy Manhattan socialites that he is Paul Poitier, the son of actor Sidney Poitier.

 

Although his life eventually turns out to be no more than an exhilarating cocktail of winningly-told anecdotes, initially no one doubts the bona fides of this young charmer. Certainly not Ouisa and Flan Kittredge who allow the injured Paul into their home when he seeks succour after a neighbourhood mugging. They quickly fall for his plausible stories and all-too-plausible charm, especially when it turns out that he knows so much about them, their children, their children’s education and their inner circle of friends, and fits so effortlessly into their comfortably-cosseted world.

 

As John Guare’s play unfolds, the scale of Paul’s deceit becomes clear – as does its effect on the people it involves, each of whom has a tenuous connection with the other (the ‘six degrees’ in the title). While it initially provides the source of the harmless, post-prandial anecdotes circulating among the charmed upper East-side set, the plot grows darker and deeper as the fatal repercussions of his fantasy life on the people he meets gradually unravel.

 

As Paul, the charismatic Obi Abili (a serendipitous anagram of ‘alibi’), expertly extricates himself from every potential disaster that threatens to break his thrall on his new ‘best friends’. Even when caught being buggered by a naked hustler on the Kittredge’s sofa, he manages to placate his horrified hosts by suggesting that surely ‘everyone has sex when they are happy?’ – a sentiment that Lesley Manville’s Ouisa all-too-grimly wishes she could identify with.

 

Ms Manville’s whippet-thin socialite is a whirlwind of surface self-confidence – she even fills in the crossword in ink! – and clearly enjoys the frisson that Paul and his unbridled lust for life brings to her own monochrome existence. Anthony Head’s fraught husband Flan, fighting against the financial turmoil of the ‘80s (during which the play is set) brings a steely-suave determination to the role and Director David Grindley subtly cements a believable relationship between this engaging couple.

 

But many of the supporting characters are sketchily-written and too lightly played to convey much depth: the Kittredges’ friends (with the exception of the South African, Geoffrey, brought to gruff life by Ian Redford) are little more than ciphers and their teenage children are too stereotypically bratty to be engaging. And the less said about the naif young stage-struck couple from Utah, or the improbable manner in which Paul acquires his insider knowledge and learns to clothe it in such an intriguing persona, the better.

 

It is also difficult for Jonathan Fensome’s  abstract Rothko-esque single-set-and-sofa design to convince as everything from an upmarket New York apartment to Central Park, Boston or anywhere else the action demands. And, while many of the central issues of race, the iconography of celebrity and the commercialisation of art still resonate with a 21st century audience, they have lost some of the white-hot appeal they may have exerted  when Six Degrees first appeared two decades ago. 

 

Performances: Monday to Saturday evenings at 7.30 with matinees at 2.30 on Wednesday and Saturday

 

Tickets: £10-£47

BoxOffice: 08700 606628

 

http://www.old-vic-theatre.com

 

 

Reviewed for Theatreworld Internet Magazine by Clive Burton

 

 


 

LEGALLY BLONDE – The Musical

 

 

Now playing at The Savoy Theatre, Strand

 

The only excuse not to go to Legally Blonde, the musical, is if you are dead.  And even then, this show is so uplifting that it makes a good case for resurrection.

 

Elle Woods is a Californian blonde in the Paris Hilton mould (complete with Chihuahua) who follows her Ivy League childhood sweetheart, Warner Huntington III to Harvard where she is determined to gain an internship with Professor Callahan’s top law firm. By abandoning her partying lifestyle for a rigorous routine of study, she succeeds in achieving her aim and overturns everyone’s previous misconceptions of her as an airhead - finding herself, true love and her purpose in life along the way.

 

Awash with sets and costumes in every conceivable shade of pink (David Rockwell and Gregg Barnes),  this is an undeniably ‘girlie’ show. But the secret of its wider appeal lies with an energetically-eclectic score and engaging lyrics by Laurence O’Keefe and Nell Benjamin. Reminiscent of the very best of Wicked, it also includes a Riverdance parody (courtesy of one of many far-fetched, revised-since-Broadway, sub plots by book writer Heather Hach), lashings of Hairspray’s tuneful rock energy and more than a dash of Avenue Q’s sharp, positive-thinking, homilies.

 

Although the score pays homage to other shows, it also works spectacularly well on its own well-crafted terms and has much to commend it - including a hilarious second act showstopper.

 

As Elle, Sheridan Smith sets the standard: pretty in pink, she is equally irresistible when dressed to impress in her ‘corporate’ wardrobe. Vocally and physically, she is MTV-perfect for the part. 

 

The rest of the buff cast ranks with the very best the West End currently has to offer. Ex-Blue singer, Duncan James adopts the sleepy-eyed look of Robert Mitchum to foxy effect as Warner Huntington III, Peter Davison is a convincingly controlling  Professor Callahan and Jill Halfpenny shines as unlucky-in-love crimper Paulette Buonufonte, while Chris Ellis-Stanton as her hunky squeeze the UPS messenger Kyle, makes the most of a knock-out cameo role delivering a life-changing package to her.

 

But this is one of those shows where it really is invidious to mention only a few individual performers: if space permitted, everyone - including the band - would get a mention for making Legally Blonde such fluffy fun. You might not need to check your brain at the door, but it certainly helps to adopt a blonde attitude to enjoy this frothy new musical to the full.

 

Performances:   Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday at 7.30pm

Thursday and Saturday at 2.30pm   Sunday at 3pm

Box Office:         0844 871 7687

Ticket prices:    £20.00 - £62.50

Website:           www.legallyblondethemusical.co.uk

 

 

 

Reviewed for Theatreworld Internet Magazine by Clive Burton

 

 


 

CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF

by Tennessee Williams

 

 

Now playing at the Novello Theatre

 

Before it came to Broadway, habitués of the New York Theater District cannot have believed that Debbie Allen's idea of translating Tennessee Williams' tale of the most dysfunctional of redneck families into an African-American setting could work.

 

Now, the whole of the backstage team has flown over to London to recreate the show, along with Hollywood veteran James Earl Jones and The Cosby Show’s Phylicia Rashad reprising their performances as Big Daddy and Big Mama.

 

They are joined by fellow American, Sanaa Lathan plus some of Britain's finest black actors to present a superb entertainment that fully justifies the experimentation.

 

The action has been updated to the 1980s and takes place in a luxurious bedroom complete with fourposter bed.  This is created in a characteristically American style by scenic designer, Morgan Large, who gets good support and a magnificent additional colour palette from his costume colleague, Fay Fullerton.

 

The bedroom is occupied by Miss Lathan's Maggie the Cat, a woman clearly devoted to her wayward husband Brick as they return to the family home for the 65th birthday of his father, Big Daddy.

 

In the early stages, Adrian Lester playing taciturn ex-football star Brick is almost silent, giving off an air of sourness as he imbibes more and more bourbon in a search for the click of oblivion and gives up any attempt to humour his wife.

 

As the play develops, and particularly in a pivotal scene with his father, Brick is forced to face up to his own weaknesses and by the end of the play, like the old man with whom he has so much in common, begins to accept the cards that fate has dealt him.

 

The relationship between the younger couple is mirrored a generation up by the fearsome, doomed Big Daddy and his devoted Big Mama, played by the Broadway transferees.

 

James Earl Jones with his deep bass voice initially seems unfailingly tough but as soon as the self-made plantation owner is released from the wife whom he has hated for 40 years, he shows depths of humanity that are exacerbated when he discovers a series of familial secrets.

 

The third pairing, Peter de Jersey playing elder son Gooper and Nina Sosanya as his grasping wife Mae whose sole talent is for childbearing, have the opposite effect to the one that they desire.  The more that they show off their sweet little brats the less likely it is that the rich patriarch will favour them, in life or thereafter.

 

Miss Allen is particularly good at the two-handed scenes, first between Maggie and Brick, then Brick and his father, both of which had a ring of absolute authenticity.  She also ensures that the final family scene is simultaneously comic and tragic, leading to a satisfying finale.

 

In addition to the leading actors, Play School veteran Derek Griffiths gives a lovely comic cameo as a timid preacher who gets a laugh every time that he appears.

 

There is no question that this translation works perfectly and it begs questions as to what else might work.  While this year's Streetcar Named Desire starring Rachel Weisz was a runaway hit at the Donmar you begin to see how it too could work perfectly with a similarly staging.

 

In any event, this Cat should be a runaway hit in London so do not miss out.

 

 

www.CatWestEnd.com

 

 

Reviewed by Philip Fisher for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 


 

 

 

NATION

 

Based on a novel by Terry Pratchett, Adapted by Mark Ravenhill

 

 

Now playing in repertory at the Olivier Theatre (NT)

 

Melly Still showed her talent as director/designer with a wondrous vision for Jamila Gavin's Coram Boy on the same stage four Christmases ago. That was the start of a tradition that has subsequently seen the National Theatre welcome adaptations of His Dark Materials and War Horse, the latter still playing at the New London.

 

She works similar magic with Nation, a novel directed at youthful readers by popular fantasy writer Terry Pratchett, re-worked for the stage by that reformed darling of the In-Yer-Face generation, Mark Ravenhill, who does at least occasionally allow his wicked sense of humour to peek out.

 

The parable of colonial conquest has echoes of The Tempest, as shipwrecked visitors a century and a half ago are washed up on assorted South Sea Islands and divide along class lines.

 

An aristocratic father desperately seeks his lost daughter, while she goes native in a tribe of "noble savages" led by a well-muscled man-boy, whose community has been lost to a scarily realised tsunami. This young couple periodically save the Nation and each other before an ending that is overly-romantic to the extent that it could draw tears from the unwary.

 

Pratchett uses this underlying plot to consider the theme of parallel worlds where our dreams and nightmares can be explored before ultimately, we must return to grown up reality.

 

This production owes a vast amount to Miss Still's clever design concept, aided by Mark Friend. The action takes place on the top 10% of a globe. Behind it are three offset screens, through which characters can ascend to the stars or join dolphins and sharks in the vasty deep.

 

Again and again, she creates unforgettable images whether it is articulated Grandfather birds, computer generated images or just singing, dancing natives filled with innocent exuberance and songs some of which sound uncannily like early Rice/Lloyd Webber.

 

It is hard on the leading actors but Jason Thorpe playing Milton a naughty parrot steals the show. Not only is his movement close to perfect but this excellent actor's comic timing gets a laugh every time.

 

He complements two talented young actors. Gary Carr makes a good fist of mixing innocence with growing experience as Mau, the teen chief who has greatness thrust upon him while Emily Taafe plays his plucky British counterpart, 13 year old castaway Ermintrude Fanshaw, who inexplicably prefers Daphne to her given name.

 

The young couple endure a series of adventures from childbirth through an Orphean visit to the underworld and a battle with Paul Chahidi's crazed former butler Cox who suffers from an unfortunate grudge and is one of numerous embodiments of Locaha or death.

 

By the end, they have both come of age in time for what should be a happy ending but turns out to be bittersweet, as the pair have to choose between duty and love.

 

The script probably includes a few too many random ideas, which allows the drama to lose focus on occasion and may confuse younger audience members. Overall though, it will grip all fans of adventure stories and should prove to be yet another seasonal success for the National.

 

www.nationaltheatre.org.uk

 

 

Reviewed by Philip Fisher for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 


 

THE HABIT OF ART

by Alan Bennett

 

Now playing at the Lyttelton Theatre (NT)

 

Since Alan Bennett's last play at the National was The History Boys, one of the theatre's greatest moments, the expectations for this Stoppardian exploration of artists and their sexual foibles were inevitably high.

 

Reminders of that earlier play were everywhere on opening night. Not only were the main people behind that success brought back together, Nicholas Hytner directing Richard Griffiths (due to Sir Michael Gambon's withdrawal) and Frances de la Tour plus set and lighting designers but a bevy of the original History Boys were present in the kind of starry audience that only this venue can attract.

 

Bennett has specialised in dissecting the minds of mildly eccentric loners for a long time and in The Habit of Art features a pair of them, drawn like George III or his Single Spies from history.

 

On one level, the play is a double biography of a poet and a composer who decades before we meet them had worked together, WH Auden and "Benjy" Britten.

 

In looking at these creative, homosexual men, who meet for the first time in twenty years towards the end of their lives in Auden's symbolically junk-filled Oxford rooms, the playwright also bravely takes on a subject that was still taboo in 1972 when the play is set.

 

Bennett cleverly frames his main story using the ever effective technique of a play within a play, or at least within a rehearsal in the bowels of the National Theatre, recreated by Bob Crowley. This allows a team of actors to comment often comically or critically on what happens to the main characters.

 

With the director missing, it is left to Miss de la Tour's touchy feely Kay, the hard working Stage Manager to massage gigantic egos.

 

Richard Griffiths is well cast as the forgetful Fitz, who plays a prematurely senile Auden; while an equally delicious Alex Jennings creates camp Henry, an actor with a hidden secret playing Britten, a composer ditto.

 

They are strongly supported by Adrian Scarborough's Donald, a wounded nightmare struggling to find his character, Humphrey Carpenter, who was the biographer of both men.

 

Before the interval, most of the fun comes from the (onstage) actors rather than their characters. In true Noises Off fashion, they struggle with lines and relationships, while battling Elliot Levey's precious writer, a man whose ego is as difficult to accept as his doggerel.

 

The comedy is rich, with wonderful one-liners piling in as regularly as ever but there is far more to this sensitive drama than a wry backstage look at actors behaving badly.

 

Apart from working together and more widely the nature of artistic creation, the main common interest of the two great men was boys as objects of desire. For Auden, the type is typified by Steven Wight's Stuart, a rent boy with rather more heart than might be expected.

 

The attractions of boys are explored in greater depth and become a pivotal subject, since Britten, who prefers to set his youngsters on a pedestal than abuse them, is composing his operatic version of Thomas Mann's Death in Venice.  Its protagonist, Aschenbach has elements of Thomas Mann but possibly also his son-in-law Auden, while Britten identifies with a worshipper of boyish beauty too.

 

By the end, both men's painful loneliness despite great success becomes fully apparent. This helps to make The Habit of Art a highly thoughtful appreciation of both art and the people who expose themselves in creating it and ensures that it will resonate in viewers' minds long after they leave the South Bank.

 

This is one of those occasions where it would be unfair to single out one actor from such a great cast, helped by Nicholas Hytner's ability to move a potentially complex play smoothly through its phases. He skilfully takes us from comedy to human interest and artistic homage culminating in a somewhat gratuitous but welcome final tribute from the playwright to the theatre that has inspired so many of his finest days.

 

Tickets have been selling like hot cakes and unless they might be offended by the gay theme or fazed by artistic types reminiscing, readers are urged to plunge in as soon as the new booking season opens as it will not stay open for long. Failing that, they may have to await the national tour next autumn to catch a play that may not be The History Boys re-run but is still one of the best new dramas of the year.

 

 

www.nationaltheatre.org.uk

 

 

Reviewed by Philip Fisher for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 

 


 

THE POWER OF YES

by DAVID HARE

Now playing at the Lyttelton Theatre

 

“The people who pay the price are never the ones who get the benefits”. So opines a wise financier at the end of David Hare’s latest narrative on the fickle world of finance.

A crumpled looking Anthony Calf plays the author as he shambles his way through numerous interviews with industrialists, bankers, journalists and the FSA. His mission is “to seek to understand the financial crisis”, and en route we learn about toxic debt, sub prime, quantative easing, and algebraic formulae which pinpoint the ratio of risk to profit.

The Power of Yes is not so much a play as an account of what happened, and after nearly two long hours without an interval, I can’t help feeling it would present better as television documentary.

However, the piece works best when animated with drama: an illustration of how toxic debts spun out of control features a row of suited men self importantly swapping and dropping pieces of paper deep into their own black folders - in this seemingly harmless transaction, the fate of millions of unwitting Americans was sealed.

Hare ruminates on the psychology behind the bubble: no banker wants to blow the whistle on the naked emperor for fear they’d look stupid. At the end of the play, the likeable hedge fund manager and philanthropist, George Soros, marvels with the playwright on the ruthlessness of the unstoppable, expansionist power of greed.

Hare’s access to many City secrets is also interesting, such as the Financial Times journalist’s account of Frank Goodwin only agreeing to apologise for the size of his pension versus the losses sustained by his shareholders because he was told: “If you don’t, you’ll look like a cunt.”

Angus Jackson directs an enormous cast on Bob Crowley’s vast bare stage in which facts, figures and the movements of the markets shift around tantalisingly on screens above the actors’ heads.

In Via Doloroso, Hare’s monologue on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, it took one man to take us to places we’d never been to before. Here it takes twenty seven to tell us something that’s already been fairly extensively mined on Newsnight and a string of TV documentaries.

 

www.nationaltheatre.org.uk

 

Reviewed by Charlotte Birkett for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


 

 

AN INSPECTOR CALLS

by J.B.Priestley

 

Reviewed at the Novello Theatre – now playing at Wyndham’s Theatre

 

It is a delight to report that almost two decades on from Stephen Daldry's original production at the National Theatre, his version of J.B.Priestley's 1945 classic is still as close to perfect as ever.

 

Watching it again after eight years, Daldry's vision seems even more impressive with its Chekhovian overtones of an affluent society on the brink of collapse and its inherent response to the underlying ethos of Thatcherism's rejection of society and by extension responsibility.

 

At a simpler level, it is a cracking mystery play that repeatedly toys with viewers until its highly satisfactory ending with the wealthy Birling family brought to account for their individual misdemeanours.

 

The combination of Ian McNeill’s Hopper-like set featuring a miniaturised house that feels symbolically close to disaster from the start with stormy weather and the lower classes at the gates, Rick Fisher's eerie lighting and Stephen Warbeck's alternately stirring and chilling music takes some beating. However, the ambience would be nothing without a superb play well performed.

 

The central figure of Inspector Goole (Ghoul?) has been here before in the person of Nicholas Woodeson who enjoyed the role in the West End and on Broadway fifteen years ago. The actor may not quite match the unforgettable Alastair Sim on film but he gets the balance of nonchalance and menace just right as the unsettling Inspector cajoles and interrogates the family of David Roper's Arthur Birling, a financier and local bigwig.

 

The unsuspecting group are obliviously celebrating a diplomatic marriage worthy of royal houses, let alone Yorkshire's industrial finest.

 

Then, An Inspector Calls and not only are their lives changed forever but so it is suggested is society, which with a setting in 1912 is inevitable.

 

First, following the death of a young woman, the old man is in the spotlight. Birling is upbraided for his selfish arrogance but soon enough, his haughty wife, Sandra Duncan doing an Edith Evans Lady Bracknell impression, their wayward son and son-in-law and even decent daughter Sheila all have to face the music.

 

Indeed, though Gerald, the young intended of Sheila is proclaimed as the most honest of the group, it is Marianne Oldham as the caring and genuinely contrite daughter who comes out best, the actress really excelling in a strong cast.

 

By the end of an emotional roller-coaster, one can't help but feel emotionally ragged but it is well worth it. If there is a criticism, it might be that Associate Director Julian Webber, who has presumably taken responsibility for rehearsing this cast, makes them a little too deliberate and stagey.

 

That is not really a great concern in a glorious 1¾ hours that cannot be bettered on the London stage at the moment, though Enron is a close contender. This run may be short but cannot be recommended strongly enough.

 

www.delfontmackintosh.co.uk

 

 

Reviewed by Philip Fisher for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


OUR CLASS

By Tadeusz Skobodzianek

Now playing in repertory at the Cottesloe Theatre (NT)

 

There are depressingly few surprises in Polish playwright Tadeusz Skobodzianek’s new play.

OUR CLASS follows the lives of a racially mixed group of children in a school in Jedwabne before half of them are humiliated and then murdered, mostly, it would seem, by their fellow Poles, under Nazi occupation in 1941.

What happened in Jedwabne has become emblematic of the tragic stories of so many Polish Jews in World War Two, and is potentially interesting fodder for anyone taxed by questions of emotional and political accountability.

Played out on Bunny Christie’s bare square stage, surrounded by the audience as witnesses, the ten strong cast recount, sing and relive their childhood games which, over time, darken into adult atrocities. The latent anti-Semitism at play among the Catholic children culminates a few years later in the Poles, not the Nazis, beating the men to death before setting the women and children alight in a barn.

Bearing witness to these disasters is, in theatrical terms, problematic. On the whole, the perpetrators of violence in the play are sadistic, and their victims, hapless. So, in the absence of a successful underground resistance, or a non Jewish Pole we can sympathize with in spite of his or her actions, then we are on a grimly familiar journey to places of torture and extermination, but no-where else.

Is that enough? The production is impassioned and lively, and as theatre in education, a gripping lesson in the history of the Holocaust but, if you’re looking for dramatic engagement, moral dilemma or an enriched understanding of what happened, this history lesson is not for you.

 

www.nationaltheatre.org.uk

 

Reviewed by Charlotte Birkett for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


 

DREAMBOATS AND PETTICOATS

 

 

Now playing a the Playhouse Theatre

 

It’s 1961 and everyone’s caught the rock’n’roll bug. A hit song can bring fame and fortune and the chance to score with the opposite sex. Nothing new there, then. And, indeed, there is nothing new in this hit-packed compilation musical featuring around three dozen classic toe-tapping favourites from Del Shannon, Bobby Darin, Roy Orbison, The Platters, Dion and the Belmonts, Neil Sedaka, The Crystals, Chubby Checker and The Shadows to name but a few.

 

The simple premise of this unsophisticated show revolves around the rivalries of a group of youth club kids keen to win a song-writing competition that will bring them the aforesaid fame and fortune.

 

Setting it in an Essex youth club is a clever ploy that enables producer Bill Kenwright to keep the costs down – poster-covered walls, a few sticks of furniture, a ping pong table and some dodgems for the club’s seaside outing: you get the picture.

 

Bobby (played by a 21-year-old X Factor contestant, Scott Bruton) auditions for a local rock band beating ‘some singer with big lips from Dartford’ but losing out to a cocky looker called Norman (the abs-tastic Ben Freeman). Mousey Laura (West End debutante Daisy Wood-Davis) sings up a storm, writes music and faithfully follows Bobby around hoping to catch his eye, inevitably losing out to one of the more forward girls in the group, ‘good time’ Sue (played by Jennifer Biddall,  Hollyoaks’ Jessica Harris).

 

But, unlike Laura, Sue can’t cut it in the song stakes - everyone agrees that Laura gives great middle eight: her collaboration with Bobby eventually wins him over and jointly wins them the national song competition.

 

As a home-grown musical of the ‘Summer Holiday’ variety it works well enough with a lively young cast and well-played hit songs for every occasion, including the eponymous Dreamboats and Petticoats, co-written by Jason Donovan. It is, unfortunately, the least successful of any of the songs in the show and simply doesn’t stand a chance in comparison against such solid classics as Shakin’ all over, Runaway, Do you wanna dance, Teenager in Love and Great Pretender. Which is a great pity because, as Bobby and Laura’s ‘winning’ song, it has to close the show. Although somewhat of a limp anti-climax, it is quickly redeemed by the obligatory final mega mix of Let’s twist again, C’mon Everybody and At the hop.

 

The show scores more highly than it perhaps should, largely thanks to the writing skills of experienced TV sitcom hands Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran. The slender story has the ring of truth about it - in no small measure because they draw upon their own shared personal experiences to create a nostalgic evening that will certainly touch a nerve with audiences of a certain age and give their kids a peek into an altogether more innocent age.

 

Reviewed by Clive Burton for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 

Times: Mon-Fri 7.30pm, Sat 8pm, mats Thu 3pm, Sat 4pm

 

Prices: £25-£50

 

Phone:08701648787

Website: www.ambassadortickets.com/Savoy-Theatre/Information

 

 

 


 

 

SISTER ACT

 

Now playing at the London Palladium

 

 

Performance times: 7.30pm Mondays to Saturdays, with 3.00pm matinees on Wednesdays and Saturdays. 

 

Tickets: from £17.50-£60.00 available from the London Palladium Box Office on 0844 412 2704 and online at www.sisteractthemusical.com. 

 

                             

When two jazz musicians were caught by mobsters witnessing a brutal gangland  execution in Some Like It Hot, how better to escape a similar fate than by dragging up to join an all-girl band and fleeing to Florida?  An equally bold transformation is required in Sister Act, where - catching her gangster boyfriend in a comparable situation - raunchy on-the-run disco diva Deloris Van Cartier is forced by a Police Protection squad to seek sanctuary in a convent until the perpetrator is caught.

 

Our heroine adapts valiantly to cloistered life, quickly making her mark by taking over the reticent choir and honing it to such an extent that the Sisters attract a visit from the Pope and wow him (and us) with a disco finale that guarantees a standing ovation from the Holy Father himself.

 

Along the way we meet an enjoyable array of (albeit) fairly stock characters in a neat book by “Cheers” writers Cheri and Bill Steinkellner that brings the simple story to life and has some very smart one liners - especially for Sheila Hancock’s droll Mother Superior - in a not-always-convincing and somewhat episodic plot.

 

The successful film original plundered a generation of disco hits for its soundtrack and although a new score has been created by Alan Menken (whose writing success goes back to the 60s’ hit Little Shop of Horrors) some of the show’s musical numbers appear to be primarily included to garner applause - which, to be fair, they do.

 

Apart from the rousing disco anthem of the reprised title number, some of the songs are little more than serviceable, often hinting nostalgically at Menken’s own considerable back-catalogue. Nevertheless, they whip the show along and are blessed with heavenly lyrics (by Glen Slater) that are a joy to hear, especially in such sly parody numbers as Lady in the Long Black Dress (for the mobster’s henchmen) or ‘Sweaty’ Eddie’s fantasising about being Deloris’s lover in I Could be that Guy.

 

Eddie, (Ako Mitchell) is a kind-hearted wuss of a cop who has had a crush on Deloris since their College days together: he eventually saves her life by apprehending and shooting her wayward boyfriend, Shank, who has broken through her cover to confront her in a tense “I am Spartacus” standoff where each of the nuns puts her own life on the line in an act of sisterly solidarity.

 

In the Whoopi Goldberg role, American newcomer Patina Miller is unquestionably star material. She sings her heart out and is a 24-carat talent, whether sparring with the Mother Superior, standing up to her bullying boyfriend, belting out her spunky solos, sharing dreams of  stardom with her backing singers or urging her recalcitrant fellow ‘sisters’ to find their collective voice.

 

Among a large contingent of nuns, she receives particularly ebullient support from Claire Greenway as a portly Beryl Cook-ish Sister Mary Patrick, and a rapping nun, Sister Mary Lazarus (Julia Sutton), whose rabble-rousing vocalising could raise the dead.

 

The set is one of the busiest in the West End, rising and falling, whirling and dipping to provide constantly-changing backgrounds to accompany the well-directed action (Peter Schneider) and choreography (Anthony Van Laast). So, while not exactly a godsend, Sister Act should perform minor miracles at the Palladium’s Box Office for some time to come.

 

Reviewed by Clive Burton for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 

 


 

 

WAR HORSE

Based on Michael Morpurgoe’s novel, adapted by Nick Stafford

 

Now playing at The New London Theatre, Drury Lane

 

 'A powerfully-touching universal experience'

As the surviving combatants of WWI return to England to rebuild their shattered lives in a home fit for heroes, an ungrateful government callously sells off the horses that had served and suffered alongside them - many eventually ending up in the Middle East or on dinner tables in France and Belgium.

 

 In 'War Horse', we witness life and death on the front-line through the eyes and emotions of Joey, a farm horse from Devon and his young master, Albert, an under-age soldier who enlisted in the hope of being re-united with his beloved charge in war-torn Europe.

 

Like his human counterparts, Joey did the bidding of his masters without question but, unlike the million other horses that died in combat, Joey was one of a small number of survivors. ‘War Horse’ is his story.

What is remarkable about Joey is that he is a puppet of quite extraordinary verisimilitude, three operators being required to manipulate every aspect of his stylised larger-than-life-size anatomy. He and the other horses do the everyday things that every horse does - snort, twitch, breathe, whinny, react to the environment around them  and bond with each other - with such complete naturalness that it soon becomes possible to believe that they are ‘real’ thanks to the unparalleled skill of their manipulators.

These remarkable artists not only animate Joey’s head, heart and hindquarters from foal to the magnificent full-grown creature he  eventually becomes, they also imbue him with a soul and manage to become as one with the truly remarkable creations at the heart of this piece, conceived and executed by Handspring Puppet Company as a collaborative venture with the National Theatre.

 

‘War Horse’ is based on a novel by Michael Morpurgo (adapted by Nick Stafford) who found the key to his story of the WWI horses in the reminiscences of a war veteran whom he met in the Devon village where the action begins on a carefree pre-war summer’s day with swallows swooping over the placid pre-war fields of rural England.

 

Caught in the emotional crossfire between a strong-minded reconciliatory mother and a feckless, dipsomaniac father, young Albert (an empathetic Kit Harington) channels his repressed passions into nurturing and protecting Joey: the trust between the two blossoms when Joey is subjugated beneath a harness that will briefly turn this proud animal into a shire horse and thus win the bet that will enable him to remain with Albert.

 

As war arrives, Albert’s father sells the horse to the Army as an Officer’s mount and Joey is summarily shipped to the front where his willing submission to the harness eventually saves his life.

 

The vast acreage of the New London’s open stage adds considerably to the scenes of carnage that largely constitute the second half, literally drawing the audience into the heart of the action  as Rae Smith’s animated monochrome sketches  in which elements of the action mirror or augment the on-stage action are projected onto a giant strip of ragged blank paper  arcing over the back of the acting area:  at one particularly sombre point they are temporarily obliterated by a relentlessly suppurating blood-red tide. 

 

Gun carriages rumble past pulled by ghostly platoons of emaciated horses, officers and men ride recklessly into un-winnable battles where the once-invincible power of the horse is now a vulnerably-dispensable anachronism against the indiscriminate slaying power of the machine gun or the ubiquitous, eviscerating barbed wire which maims man and beast alike.

In War Horse, we experience all this and more: the camaraderie of men (many, like the under-age Albert, hardly more than boys themselves) led by shockingly young Officers, the fear and the bravery and the blind love for King and country that is  all but unfathomable these days.

A tribute to the National’s ability to mount such a boldly epic piece, this engrossing transfer is directed in exemplary fashion by Marianne Elliott and Tom Morris. That our lives have been so signally enriched by such a powerfully-touching universal experience is a tribute to all concerned.

 

Reviewed by Clive Burton for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 

Performance times
Monday – Saturday evenings 7.30pm
Thursday and Saturday matinees 2.30pm

Ticket prices
Monday - Thursday £15, £25, £35, £45
Friday, Saturday matinee and evening
£15, £25, £37.50, £47.50

Under-18yrs discount: £10 off top two prices, Monday - Thursday.

 


 

PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT – THE MUSICAL

 

 

Now playing at The Palace Theatre

 

 

' gay Oz on a stick '

 

 

Thanks to the classic movie, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, everyone knows the story of the three Australian drag queens on a bus journey across Oz in search of the men behind the make-up: the bi-sexual Mitzi, briefly re-uniting with his estranged wife and their young son, the restless young queen (Felicia) with the world at his feet and the ageing, recently-widowed, trans-sexual Bernadette (the Terence Stamp role) tentatively seizing her last chance for love.

 

The combined skills of the joint book writers, Stephan Elliott and Allan Scott (who also co-produces) brilliantly embroider the original story into a full-blown stage musical and, where some situations have been condensed, it is only to make room for what this fabulous juke box show does best: song, dance and sumptuous spectacle on an unprecedentedly lavish scale.

 

The show’s direction (Simon Phillips), design, wigs and choreography are beyond praise and a phenomenally catchy score whips the large ensemble into a glorious frenzy of song and dance to produce an essence of gay Oz on a stick.

 

By the time the show ends you have enjoyed an evening of unalloyed bliss in the company of the eponymous Priscilla, the charabanc par excellence that carries the boys on their trans-continental adventures while remaining resolutely the centre of attention throughout, thanks to the brilliant use of graphics and state-of-the-art technology (bus concept and production design by Brian Thomson).

 

The film version worked so perfectly because the trio of drag queens at its brittle heart were such believable characters and, on stage, that same testy triumvirate should make Priscilla, the musical, practically perfect. But it isn’t (quite) - at least, not yet.

 

For some elusive reason, there is little tangible chemistry between the three star leads. Yes, Oliver Thornton has the looks and legs to make the most of Adam (Felicia) and can mince and whine with the best of them. And, yes, we can accept that behind Tony Sheldon’s occasionally diffident facade lies a woman who once had (quite literally) balls of steel. Curiously, then, it is Jason Donovan’s resolutely heterosexual creation of the flamboyant Mitzi that ultimately fails to take flight. Despite his fetching drag alter ego, several strong songs, a touching scene with his young son and a clutch of wicked Kylie jokes - including one at the expense of his own former Neighbours’ persona, Scott - his performance remains grudgingly, rather than gloriously, gay.

 

The madcap invention of the sumptuous costumes (Tim Chappel and Lizzy Gardiner) knows no such bounds and they are so breathtakingly OTT that it seems they cannot possibly be trumped (but, of course, they invariably can): at one point, dancing paintbrush crinolines remove the obscenities on Priscilla’s flanks, while a retinue of illuminated cup cakes accompanies a later rendition of MacArthur Park that finally makes sense of the song’s obtuse lyrics.  

 

Each of the familiar songs (many to a pounding disco beat) more than earns its  keep - from the touching standard ‘A Fine Romance’ (when Bernadette recalls her heyday as one of the Les Girls drag troupe and acknowledges that she may be falling in love with Clive Carter’s bluff Bob) to the lyp-syncing extravaganza that is ‘Colour My World’.  Not to mention the stunning contributions made by the muscular male ensemble (in or out of drag), three flying Divas (Zoe Birkett, Kate Gillespie and Emma Lindars) and a roof-raising rendition of ‘Sempre Libera’ that brings the house down. Musical theatre doesn’t get any better than this and, if you are looking for a world-class, life-enhancing show to lift your spirits in these uncertain times, PRISCILLA’ has got to be the one.

 

 

Reviewed by Clive Burton for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 

 

Palace Theatre, Cambridge Circus, London W1

 

Performances:  Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday at 7.30pm

                         Fridays at 5.15pm (from 8 May) & 8.30pm

                         Saturdays at 2.30pm & 7.30pm

Box Office:        0844 755 0016

 

Website:            priscillathemusical.com

 

Ticket prices:    Monday to Thursday & Friday at 5.15pm

                          £60.75, £40.75, £25.75, £20.75

                          Fridays at 8.30pm & Saturdays at 2.30pm & 7.30pm

                          £65.75, £45.75, £25.75, £20.75

 

  


 “OLIVER!”

by Lionel Bart

 

Now playing at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane

Lionel Bart’s musical (premiered in London in 1960) and this production of Oliver!, based on Charles Dickens’ novel comes under the heading of a really, really good night out. It’s a terrific show; not one of the top 5 musicals of all time, but a very good example of the genre. This Sam Mendes production, directed by the new Sam Mendes, the very talented Rupert Goold, is full of star turns, great talent, and, most importantly of all, a world star in Rowan Atkinson.

I had forgotten what a huge international personality Mr. Bean had made of Rowan Atkinson until I sat down and found myself surrounded by people speaking every language under the sun except English. They are there to see Atkinson, and some to take photos of him as he performs as well. The ushers patrol the aisles like the Gestapo trying to spot the culprits. But never mind, everyone is having such a good time, a wave of joy suffuses the audience.

There is not a dud performance in the evening.  The orchestra, under the direction of Graham Hurman, is very good, neither under powered nor over powered.  Whoever is in charge of the mike-ing of the singing has got the sound just right.  The voices all sound completely natural without that objectionable tinny sound that often defeats the purpose of the amplification. 

Goold has done a fabulous job with all the children.  There are three different lots of them, and that is a lot of children to direct. Likewise, there are 3 Artful Dodgers and 3 Olivers. On the night I was in, the Dodger was played by the most unbelievably talented 10 year-old I have ever seen on a stage. There was nothing he couldn’t do.  Mickey Rooney reborn, except there is no vaudeville any more, so I doubt Eric Dibb-Fuller was born in a trunk and treading the boards by the time he could walk. Dibb-Fuller is a terrific show-off performer, which is exactly what the role requires.  Oliver, a reticent, shy character was ably played by Laurence Jeffcoate, a boy soprano with a lovely voice. His renditions of “Where is love” and “Who will buy this wonderful morning” were very beautiful.  

Atkinson’s entrance is well timed. It happens about half an hour into the show, after a lot of good material has warmed up the audience.   Oliver has run away from the workhouse, “Food, glorious food”, been recaptured by Mr. Bumble, Julius D’Silva, “Boy for Sale”, been sold to Mr. Sowerberry, Julian Bleach, “That’s your funeral, and met the Dodger, “Consider yourself at home”.  Then, in Fagin’s den, out from behind a curtain, slithers Atkinson, like a demented python, all legs and long fingers to warm applause from an audience packed with his fans who have come not so much to watch Lionel Bart’s seminal musical but to see him.

I was fascinated to see what he did with Fagin because of the American history of the role. When Ron Moody played it originally, he did what Bart, an East End Jewish prodigy, had written, and sung in Yiddish cadences to what sounds like Klezmer music, exaggerating hilariously Fagin’s Jewish-ness. When the show went to New York, the Anti Defamation League of B’Nai Brith decided this was blatant Anti-Semitism.  The result was Fagin was played straight, no accent, no gestures, no nothing, which made no sense at all. It didn’t seem to occur to the Anti-Defamation people that Mr. Bumble and the monster Bill Sikes were infinitely more evil that loveable Fagin, whose thieves’ den was, in fact, a loving home to countless destitute street urchins who picked a pocket or two to keep them all alive.  Atkinson is indeed loveable in the role. He can sing well enough, and his comic skills take the audience anywhere he wants them to go.

The great surprise of the evening is the Musical Talent Search winner, Jodie Prenger, as Nancy.  Not being a fan of these programmes, I feared the worst at the idea of a talent show winner starring in the West End.  Has it all come to this?  Fear not. When you read her credits, she has a lot of training and a good career behind her.  She is 100% professional, has a good voice, clearly has the stamina for a starring role, and deserved to be discovered and turned into a star. The excellent Burn Gorman has the perfect misfit, psychopath’s face to play Bill Sikes.

Anthony Ward has reproduced 19th century London for us with all the atmosphere and poverty. The set for Oliver has always been complicated, relying on hydraulics and moveable platforms.  The original was a watershed in set design. Ward’s works superbly and his costumes are splendid and bringing George Cruikshank’s original illustrations for Dickens to life. The choreographer is the much awarded Matthew Bourne whose successes include Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady, South Pacific and the groundbreaking male Swan Lake.

Oliver! is packed with great songs, most of which are very familiar to the audience. How can you go wrong?  This production has gone very right?  As I said at the beginning, for a really, really good night out, this is the show for you. Don’t miss it.

www.theatreroyaldrurylane.co.uk

 

 

Reviewed by Judith M. Steiner for Theatreworld Internet Magazine

 

 


JERSEY BOYS

Book by Marshall Brickman and Rick Elise

Music by Bob Gaudio and lyrics by Bob Crewe

 

Now playing at the Prince Edward Theatre

I approached Jersey Boys with some misgivings - yet another musical tribute and a nostalgia trip for the fans - but the writers are adamant that they have not written a musical, they have written a play about four guys who wrote music. The result is a fascinating tale of "revenge and betrayal and crime and punishment and family and women" and tells the truth about what went on behind the squeaky clean image that Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons presented to the public.

Truth is hard to define, with every character giving their version of how they remembered it, and the writers had the resourceful idea of giving the narration to each one in turn throughout the show, but aside from that they also had the difficult (and dangerous) problem of presenting the whole truth while being careful to avoid upsetting any of the Mafia who were keeping a watchful eye on proceedings. They must not be 'disrespectful' to any of the bosses - warnings were issued - and here Gyp DeCarlo (Stuart Milligan) appears as an emotional avuncular figure sentimental about his mother (probably true) and with the boys' welfare at heart (possibly not!)

The curtain rises and we are blasted with sound, light and colour "Oh, What a Night" (a bit heavy on the base boys), and constant frenetic movement which continues almost throughout the show, with the more or less obligatory set of steel scaffolding, spiral staircase and raised walkway, giving the performers an extra challenge as they are frequently up, down and along while singing and playing. The breath control and energy necessary is awe-inspiring, not to mention the exceptional quality of the acting and singing!

The story begins with the swaggering bravado of Glenn Carter as guitarist Tommy DeVito, a man who had been imprisoned for criminal offences, but sees himself as one who "takes raw clay and makes like Michael Angelo" - the raw clay in this case being a scrawny kid called Frankie Castelluccio. Not a name which trips easily off the tongue, so he becomes Frankie Valli. "With friends like yours" he is told, "maybe you should change your name to Sinatra", and Ryan Molloy does have a slight resemblance to another Jersey Boy who made the big time.

With bassist Nick Massi (Philip Bulcock) they began their musical journey in the fifties, were later joined by young musical genius Bob Gaudio (Stephen Ashfield), and in 1962 had their first big hit "Sherry", closely followed by "Big Girls Don't Cry" and "Walk Like a Man". Their music was for the people - ordinary people with ordinary lives - and Crewe's lyrics appealed to them. "My Eyes Adored You" was sung with deep feeling after Valli's marriage fell apart, and "Can't take my Eyes off You" brought spontaneous applause and cheering. I was surprised to discover how very many songs were so familiar.

After many trial names for their group they finally settle on The Four Seasons - a name not inspired by Vivaldi (Who?) but by the bowling alley where they were playing at the time, and it is here that a legend is born.

In New Jersey nobody locks their doors - there is honour among thieves - and the honour extends to Valli loyally insisting the group must pay Devito's astronomical gambling debts, and to a contract sealed with a handshake lasting over forty years.

The show concludes with a "Where are they now?" scenario. Valli, in his seventies, is still performing, Crewe (here played by an effete Simon Adkins), still writing the lyrics, and Gaudio still writing the music. DeVito, by an ironic twist of fate, is in Las Vegas working for Joe Pesci, the kid he used to knock around back in New Jersey and expertly portrayed with a cheeky charm by Jye Frasca. Massi, however, died in 2000 on Christmas Eve….. "For a Catholic, is that style or what!"

With the original creative team from the hit show in New York, and an extremely talented British cast (Molloy re-creates Valli's soaring falsetto perfectly), this is a show that should go on and on - like the originals. Judging from the enthusiastic reception - standing ovation and an audience who didn't want to leave - it probably will. "Oh What a Night!" says it all.

 

Reviewed by Sheila Connor for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


"HAIRSPRAY - the Musical"

 

Now playing at the Shaftesbury Theatre until March 28th

 

'Show of the year'

In '60s Baltimore, all a girl needed to keep her company was a can of hairspray and her 'trannie' radio. And teenaged Tracy Turnblad was no exception - except that in Hairspray, her 'trannie' is her mother.

As played by Michael Ball, his drone-into-diva Edna shows a side of this musical theatre genius we have never seen before: he has not only created a believable trailer-trash persona, he has found a whole new voice - spoken and sung - to animate his gloriously kitsch creation. (So convincing is he, that apocryphal stories about fans demanding their money back because their idol 'wasn't in the show' hold more than a shred of credibility.)

Ball brings Edna to full-figured (larger than) life before our eyes. Never once tipping over into parody - despite the fabulous wigs (Paul Huntley), dresses and makeup - his star performance remains seamlessly integrated within the large ensemble.

Holding her own as daughter Tracy, fleet-footed newcomer Leanne Jones engages attention from the start, while as Link - one of several love interests -'Joseph' TV dropout and fellow West End debutant Ben James-Ellis, makes an increasingly-strong impression as the evening zips by.

As Edna's raunchily adoring spouse Wilbur, Mel Smith is an engaging physical cross between W C Fields and Sid James and their smoochy vaudeville-style duet 'Timeless to Me' stops the show (as does the gospel number sung by a blonde and bewigged Johnnie Fiori as Motormouth Mabel).

The Technicolor 60s settings provide an excuse to showcase a gorgeous array of over-the-top costumes (William Ivey Long), set against David Rockwell's wittily eye-popping cartoonish flats, with moves authentically choreographed by Jerry Mitchell.

Marc Shaiman's award-winning score pastiches the songs of the era so successfully that you believe they really could be genuine 60s classics: by staying true to the conventions of the time, the music and lyrics (by Shaiman and Scott Wittman) mirror some of pop's greatest hits but mint the genre afresh for a new generation.

The glorious book (Mark O'Donnell and Thomas Meehan) contains a liberating quota of non-PC jokes that heighten our understanding of the deeper issues touched on by the show. Such fulsome doesn't leave any space to acknowledge the rest of the amazing cast or precis the storyline of 'larger girls' overcoming adversity to win the love of their unlikely beaux in a newly-integrated US of A.

And how great it is to hear a 'live' pit band playing real instruments with such style. Show of the year? You bet!

 

Reviewed by Clive Burton for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


Paul Nicholas and David Ian

by arrangement with Robert Stigwood present

"GREASE" is the word

 

Now playing at the Piccadilly Theatre

 

Over acted, over amplified and over here

If 'Grease' is to satisfy, it needs a 'perfect couple' at its heart. And, in the words of David Ian the show's producer, Danny and Sandy are that perfect couple.

But, on stage, this TV-cast revival not only lacks a heart, the dream couple trying to fill the vacuum are signally mis-matched (despite being voted into their roles by a panel of 'celebrity' judges including David Gest - with his own recent track record, surely the least-qualified man on the planet to choose the 'perfect couple'? - Sinitta, Brian Friedman and David Ian himself.

The recent searches for 'Joseph' and 'Maria' showed how a TV format can come good with West End casting, so who knows what happened on this occasion?

With so many of the viewers who voted now claiming 'ownership' of the project (as Mr Ian's marketing-speak puts it in a self-congratulatory programme note) Grease should guarantee bums on seats at The Piccadilly for months to come: what a shame that so many will belong to first-time theatregoers who will leave the show under the impression that 'live' musical theatre is all about over-acting, under-casting, cheap sets and a ferociously over-amplified on-stage band.

The couple that most of the audience are 'Hopelessly Devoted' to are Danny Bayne (as Danny Zuko) and Susan McFadden (as Sandy Dumbrowski) - despite there not being any discernable spark between them during the whole evening, let alone in the uncomfortably 'stagey' final number where they never manage to convince us that they were right for each other all along.

They both sing and dance as if their lives depend on it, while surrounded by other energetic, noisy, hyper-active kids whose annoying over-use of the rebellious 'finger' gesture and interminable pelvis-grinding quickly grate and, while it would be invidious to single out any particular cast member as an example of the show's universally-broad playing style (direction is by David Gilmore) a strong contender must be Tim Newman's nerdy Eugene. His relentless mugging would have earned him an ASBO anywhere other than in a theatre and he even managed to pip at the post three (very) camp followers doing a tacky turn as backing singers in a shower scene that had me longing for a Psycho moment.

The dynamic musical staging and choreography is by West End veteran Arlene Phillips, who has galvanised her manic dancers into action with an eclectic variety of styles ranging from West Side story 'dance in the gym' to a retro, sub-Busby Berkeley routine for 'Beauty School Dropout.'

Grease may be the word, but it's not the word that comes most readily to mind to describe this tawdry production whose success is assured thanks to healthy advance box office sales by the TV viewers who voted for the 'stars' they helped to create: they loved every ear-splitting minute.

 

www.greasethemusical.co.uk

 

Reviewed by Clive Burton for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


 

"Dirty Dancing"

 

by Eleanor Bergstein

 

Now playing at the Aldwych Theatre

There have been two important measures of Dirty Dancing's sensational success in the week of its opening. First, the morning news on Radio 4 has told the nation that this show has had the biggest advance sales ever seen in the West End. Secondly, to prove the point, our old friend the ticket tout has made a reappearance on Aldwych, doing uncanny impression of George Cole in the St Trinian's movies.

In dramatic terms, Eleanor Bergstein's book and dialogue require the suspension of an awful lot of disbelief. One suspects that the story is semi-autobiographical but the schmaltzy romance of an innocent seventeen-year-old's coming-of-age has the intellectual depth of an underdeveloped fairy tale.

At times, one also wonders whether the writer has been challenged to create dialogue that is entirely formulated from clichés.

However, this is not what this show is about. Dirty Dancing is really about sex presented with a romantic veneer through the paradigm of dance; and at its best, that is where this production excels.

On the basis that it will give fans exactly what they want, it is destined for a long and happy stay in the West End and an incarnation on Broadway must be a racing certainty.

Like the National's latest sensation, Caroline, or Change, Dirty Dancing is set in 1963 as the Civil Rights Movement begins to excite American youth. The exploration may be tame here but at least sweet, seventeen-year-old Baby is a naive idealist who hates the see people downtrodden.

Georgina Rich once again proves herself to be a talented actress building on the reputation that she created with her performance in Honour playing Dame Diana Rigg's daughter.

Baby joins her family in the land of Hi De Hi at an American equivalent to Butlin's in the Catskills. Fascinating Aida's Issy van Randwyck is mum, while all-American Doctor dad is played by David Rintoul. He is perfectly cast, having spent so long as Doctor Finlay that he could probably carry out an operation in real life. He also turns his hand pretty capably to song (especially in a nice duet with his wife) and dance, as well as flexing acting muscles honed at the RSC.

We also have the misfortune to come across Baby's boringly vain older sister Lisa played by Isabella Calthorpe, who presumably under the instructions of her director James Powell, mugs madly throughout, either to the amusement or intense irritation of viewers.

The plot contrasts rich Robbie, to be honest a rather gay looking waiter who thinks nothing of "knocking up" the odd girl or two, with the incredibly muscular dance teacher Johnny Castle. The latter is played by Josef Brown, a man who was once a principal with the Australian ballet and dances brilliantly but whose acting talents, showing all of the emotional range of Arnold Schwarzenegger on a bad day, look wooden next to his female lead.

The show takes a bit of time to get going but really takes off when Johnny and his normal dancing partner, Penny "the blonde with the legs" played by the lithely brilliant Nadia Coote, strut their stuff to Eric Carmen's Hungry Eyes. This is a Meatloaf-style power ballad that the unkind would suggest comes from a much later era. From that point onwards, Kate Champion's choreography and her well-drilled crew provide a feast for the eyes.

Penny's unwanted pregnancy causes all kinds of problems but it does throw Baby into the massive arms of Johnny, with the aid of a legendary watermelon. After lots of loving and a little dancing, the heroine is eventually enabled to shuck off her childish nickname and become a real woman, Frances.

The show builds to a tremendous finale, first as Johnny at his sexiest dressed in black and a biker's leathers announces to general glee that "nobody puts Baby in the corner" and then drags her on to the dance floor to lead the night's big number (I've Had) The Time Of My Life sung live by Shonagh Daly and Ben Mingay.

By the time that the team of dancers move into this best routine of the evening, the weaknesses have ceased to matter. The audience is going absolutely wild and has returned to those innocent days of youth that have marked Dirty Dancing as a formative part of their lives and Patrick Swayze as a superhero.

This may not be as good as the original but it has enough life, allusion and well choreographed dance routines performed by beautiful people to guarantee that the nostalgic will keep the touts in business for years.

 

Reviewed by Philip Fisher for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


"THE 39 STEPS"

by John Buchan, adapted by Patrick Barlow

 

Now playing at the Criterion Theatre

These days, as Scotland launches its National Theatre (and a very fine one too), it is easy to forget that territories even more serious about their culture got there long ago.

A quarter of a century ahead of the Scots, The National Theatre of Brent was unveiled when the inimitable, irrepressible Desmond Olivier Dingle (or Patrick Barlow) proudly launched his company with The Charge of the Light Brigade and soon after, the Charge of the Jim Broadbent.

The NToB title may not be there for this adaptation of John Buchan's stirring novel of spying and double crossing but the spirit and ethos are present, thanks to its founder, who has adapted John Buchan's tale of an ordinary chap saving his country from disaster.

The recipe has remained the same. Take a famous story and milk it for every gag in sight. This relies on a talented cast, in this case an ensemble of four, each of whom plays their part capably, their timing honed by actress turned director Maria Aitken.

Charles Edwards is hapless hero Richard Hannay, stiff upper lip topped by a pencil moustache and suavity oozing from every pore.

He is pitted against a presumably Nazi professor after picking up a dark lady with a terrible accent at the Palladium. She tells him of The 39 Steps but before she can do more than set him off on a dangerous chase, she reappears groaning with a dagger in her back.

She, like reluctant heroine Pamela and several other glamorous ladies is played by film star Catherine McCormack, clearly relishing her chance to ham it up on stage.

One hundred or so other characters from coppers to train guards, baddies and old ladies are represented by a versatile pair billed as clowns in the programme. Simon Gregor and Rupert Degas provide energy and talent well beyond the call of duty.

Patrick Barlow's adaptation mixes verbal and physical humour and even chucks in a little shadow puppetry. There are many memorable images such as the famous chase along the top of a racing train, with Hannay then jumping onto and then off an entirely convincing Forth Bridge, all reproduced with minimal budget and props.

Like the train, the two hours flash by amid quick costume and persona changes, some trite plotting and corny jokes. The evening is inconsistent but at its best, very funny and should do well in this small West End house in the run-up to Christmas.

 

Reviewed by Philip Fisher for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


'WICKED' (The untold story of the Witches of Oz)

Music and Lyrics by Stephen Schwartz

Book by Winnie Holzman

 

now playing at the Apollo Victoria Theatre

 

BEWITCHED BY A FRIEND OF DOROTHY

Whether you view Wicked as a charming fairy story or a parable for our own troubled times depends on your personal 'take' on this prequel to The Wizard of Oz.

Inspired by a book written by Gregory Maguire some 90 years after the original, this brilliantly-cast new Broadway show traces the back story of the protagonists in the original (1939) MGM movie.

In this latest incarnation it is basically a tale of two college girls attending a Hogwarts-style Academy presided over by Miriam Margolyes' bustling, pneumatically-bustled, Madame Morrible (a disarming cross between the steely gentility of Barbara Cartland and the appealing vulgarity of Mrs Slocombe).

The girls, Glinda and Elphaba, start out as rivals and end up bosom buddies, overcoming numerous misunderstandings, romantic entanglements and personal tragedies along the way until their roles as good and bad witches are reversed.

Wicked's monolithic Heath Robinson-style set extends into the auditorium and sandwiches a proscenium dominated by an animated, winged dragon and a map of Oz which is whisked away (to excited anticipatory applause) to reveal the skeletal insides of a giant timepiece.

Yet, despite its many disparate narrative threads (expertly woven together by Winnie Holzman), the key to the show - and its obsession with time - may perhaps be found in a line spoken by Elphaba, the wicked, green witch during her eventual encounter with her nemesis, The Wizard: 'I wanted to put back the clock.'

As Elphaba, Idina Menzel has been imported from Broadway to play the role she originated. Green, geeky and gauche, she is a be-spectacled outcast from the outset, rejected by her father and lacking the social and physical graces needed to succeed in the competitive college environment into which she is thrust with her crippled younger sister, Nessarose (affectingly played by Katie Rowley Jones, a fragrant worm who eventually turns).

Ms Menzel has a gloriously powerful voice which conveys every nuance of the hurt wariness and self-protectiveness the role initially demands, before assuming a manic mantle of absolute power to end the first act with a stunning vocal and visual coup de theatre - one of many in this enchanting show.

Her complex story is told in flashback by Glinda the Good, who arrives on stage on a pendulum surrounded by a cloud of bubbles. Helen Dallimore plays this egocentric airhead with winning charm and, like the rest of the perfect cast, is given every opportunity to shine by Director Joe Mantello (including a wonderfully tongue-in-cheek homage to Evita in the second-act balcony scene).

Glinda quickly finds her Prince Charming in an equally-vacuous and self-absorbed Fiyero, whose philosophy of 'dancing through life, skimming the surface' immediately marks him out as a fellow spirit; the dashing Adam Garcia establishes himself as a major star in this show, grabbing every opportunity in a role he helped develop in the 2002 NY workshop of the show.

Wicked has been tweaked considerably since it garnered mixed Broadway reviews on its opening: Wayne Cilento's sympathetic musical staging helps each actor develop a truly individual character through movement, while the use of standard English - and Scottish - pronunciation (as opposed to faux-American) is universal by everyone except Ms Menzel and Nigel Planer (an excellent Presidential-style Wizard).

As neither Harry Potter nor The Lord of the Rings exerts any personal fascination for me, I feared that Wicked might exhibit a similar tweeness. But, while teenage audiences may latch on to Wicked's obvious tunefulness, the accessibility of its lyrics (both by Stephen Schwartz) and its appealingly-drawn and extravagantly-costumed, characters (scenic design by Eugene Lee and costumes by Susan Hilferty), others will take pleasure in pursuing such deeper elements as the nature of truth and the place of the thinking individual within a thoughtless, hostile environment.

On the night I visited, the audience was roof-raisingly vociferous in its appreciation of this dazzling show and its generous and universally-talented performers. I only wish that, as the next generation of theatregoers, they could have enjoyed the frisson of hearing Schwartz's beautiful and melodic score played by a Broadway-sized pit orchestra with a full string section and a preponderance of non-synthesised instruments.

The performance lasts approximately 2 hours and 50 minutes, including a 20 minute interval.

 

Reviewed by Clive Burton for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


AVENUE Q

Music and lyrics by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx

Book by Jeff Whitty

 

Directed by Jason Moore

 

Reviewed at the Noël Coward Theatre (now at the GIELGUD THEATRE until March 13th then re-opens at Wyndham’s Theatre on March 19th  

 

'A Canterbury Tales for the Noughties'

By its own admission, Avenue Q is a musical for people who don't like musicals (and there can't be many left who fall into that category in either London or New York these days).

So, the talented Tony Award winning team of Robert Lopez, Jeff Marx (music and lyrics) and Jeff Whitty (book) have created a relentlessly zany puppetfest whose sense of the zeitgeist should convert a hip, young, new audience to the genre.

Engaging the emotions every bit as deftly as the singing actors/puppeteers manipulate their cutesy charges (who include Princeton, an impoverished graduate, straight-laced, do-gooder Kate, closet gay merchant banker Rod and an erotically-charged blonde chanteuse simply known as Lucy The Slut, who is so full-on sexy as to raise the disturbing question as to what extent it may be possible to be turned on by a marionette) Avenue Q also takes stage nudity and sex to new heights.

Of course, we've seen simulated sex on stage before but seldom performed so uninhibitedly as here - and, surely, never between puppets? (It was probably at this juncture that the Henson organisation, from whom the authors had originally sought backing, began to distance themselves - a process that has now resulted in a full-blown disclaimer in the programme.)

But, although Avenue Q should be given a distinct 15 rating (Lion King it ain't), mid-teens and young adults will relish the bawdy nature and catchy songs of this Canterbury Tales for the Noughties.

Set among a stereotypical clique of angst-ridden, New York wannabees, has-beens and might-have-beens, the plot revolves around finding your 'purpose' in life.

Although the musical excursions into pornography and racism inspire two of the show's best numbers, no matter what the 'issue' is, there's a song that fits it as snugly as the glove puppets cleave to their human alter egos.

The lyrics are knock-out brilliant: Lopez and Marx have thrown everything in the book - or, rather, rhyming dictionary - at them to achieve their impact.

The tunes are memorable too - at least in the moment - and the young actors are hugely endearing, each characterising their other halves with such vocal and physical dexterity that it is sometimes virtually impossible to tell where one ends and the other begins. The small band rocks and the show looks and sound great.

And, while the choice of Schadenfreude as a song title is undoubtedly tempting fate, by the second half of Avenue Q the audience has been led further down the path of platitudinous personal discovery than some may have felt inclined to go. A fun show? Yes. But perhaps not quite up everyone's street.

 

Reviewed by Clive Burton for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


BILLY ELLIOT -The Musical

Book and Lyrics by Lee Hall

Music by Elton John

 

Now playing at the Victoria Palace Theatre

Being possibly the only person in the whole of the British Isles - or even the world - who was not totally blown away by the film version of Billy Elliot, and knowing that this show is also directed by STEPHEN DALDRY, I was prepared to dislike this musical. Also so many films have been adapted for the stage recently, could yet another one succeed?

Well - try as I might to find fault - I just loved it - totally captivated from the beginning when 'The Stars Look Down' and destiny beckons, to the soulful 'Dear Billy', sung with his dead mother, when Billy sets off down the aisle on his long journey to the future.

For one thing I had not expected it to be so funny, and I found myself crying with laughter through most of the first act. There is a serious side to it, of course, the story of a young boy from a poor working class family longing to express himself creatively, a story which coincidentally mirrors the lives of both Elton John and Lee Hall, a Geordie lad himself, which could explain the feeling and emotion in both the exceptional lyrics and the music - best that Elton has ever written in my humble opinion.

TIM HEALY is 'Dad', a rough and ready, down to earth (or even down in the earth) miner, and the time is the mid eighties - the time of the miners' strike when there was the threat of pit closures and they would all be out of work - so he has quite enough on his plate without a son wanting to be a poncey ballet dancer, but he too has a soul - and a surprisingly strong and good singing voice - with a sentimental side which brings tears when he and son Billy sing of his dead wife. HAYDN GWYNNE is magnificent as a disillusioned dance teacher at last finding an exceptional talent to encourage, and her troupe of ballet girls were really great little dancers, a fact which they disguised well.

ANN EMERY is a delightfully comical 'grandma' who may be suffering from senile dementia, but remembers her dead husband well in the song which begins 'I hated the sod for thirty three year' - not the sentiments expected. Be warned - there is swearing throughout - not always in anger but part of general conversation. (There is a translation of the Geordie in the programme, if needed)

PETER DARLING's choreography is outstanding is every scene - the line of riot policemen had their own comic routine, even chubby dance pianist STEVE ELIAS strutted his funky stuff, and there is a delightfully humorous dance with Billy and his gay friend Michael (RYAN LONGBOTTOM - showing terrific comic potential) both in drag.

Sets and sound complimented each other perfectly particularly in the scene where Billy shows his frustration in a frenzied and athletic clog dance which wrecks his bedroom, while the sound of rioting is heard from outside.

It took two years to find the ideal Billy and the long search paid off - on the night I attended this was LIAM MOWER, and this 12 year old was absolute perfection and thoroughly deserved the ecstatic standing ovation that he received - twice! An extremely versatile dancer, actor, singer, gymnast and very likeable - I am astounded that anyone so young could not only be so talented, but had the strength and stamina to carry such a demanding role. The ballet scene where he danced with ISAAC JAMES as his 'older self' to the music of Swan Lake was incredibly beautiful.

This is a musical by which all others will now be judged!

 

Reviewed by Sheila Connor for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


Les Misérables

based on the book by Victor Hugo, produced by Cameron Mackintosh

Music composed by Claude-Michel Schonberg

Original concept and French lyrics by Alain Boublil

Lyrics by Herbert Kretzmer

Production design by John Napier

 

Reviewed at Palace Theatre - cast changes will apply

An impressive 17 years after its opening in October 1985, Cameron Mackintosh's production of Victor Hugo's epic masterpiece 'Les Misérables' is still running like a Duracell long-life battery at the Palace Theatre ­ a familiar London landmark on Cambridge Circus.

The piece follows the engaging plight of Jean Valjean, imprisoned for stealing a loaf of bread for his sister's child. When finally released after 19 soul-destroying years, he is relentlessly pursued by his nemesis, the unforgiving Inspector Javert. While Valjean initially seems irreversibly embittered by his experiences in prison and headed for a life of ongoing crime and punishment, a moment of kindness towards him shortly after his release inspires him to aim towards better things. As he reinvents himself, we follow his progress, from the French provinces to the backstreets, barricades and dank sewers of still-revolting mid-19th century Paris. Hugo's consideration of universal themes including the hypocrisy of society, tolerance, courage, religion and love add gravity along the way.

The production looks undeniably spectacular, with no-frills but highly effective sets by John Napier (his revolving, outsized, industrial-style barricades are especially good), and wonderfully evocative lighting by David Hersey. The cast, which has been given a revamp, is huge, and it would be impossible to note everyone here. Of the leads, however, several stand out: Valjean is played with gentle authority by Michael Sterling; Hadley Fraser is well suited to the young romantic lead of Marius (his West End debut), thanks to his handsome looks and sweet voice; and Sophia Ragavelas, who for me was the best singer in the cast, makes an attractive Eponine ­ feisty yet sympathetic. Jerome Pradon is good as the duty-bound tough guy, Javert. An injection of naughty humour is given by the rough-living Thénardiers, played in this production by a charismatic Stephen Tate and Rosemary Ashe - listen out for their lively version of 'Master of the House'.

With the above excepted, I was on the whole quite disappointed with the quality of singing, with some characters unfortunately being fairly inaudible or even out of tune. This was counterbalanced by the orchestra, however, who played wonderfully throughout - no small achievement for this 3-hour-long show.

This musical has been seen by over 50 million people worldwide so far, and there are plenty of positive aspects in this new production for the show to seem likely to run and run. One would hope that Victor Hugo, in the 200th anniversary of his birth this year, would be proud; musicals fans - the small number who haven't already seen this show, will, I'm sure, not be disappointed.

 

Reviewed by Clare Peel for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


Glen Henderson and Yes/No Productions present:

STOMP

 

Reviewed at The Vaudeville Theatre playing at Ambassador's Theatre (from 27/09/07)

In the West End for the first time - and set to take the capital by storm - is STOMP, a unique, energy-fuelled combination of percussion, movement and visual comedy, with - unusually - the dustbin as its central theme. The show launched in Brighton in 1991, following a 10-year collaboration between percussionist Luke Cresswell and actor/singer/ musician/ writer Steve McNicholas. It has since won a host of awards and played in locations as diverse as Athens, Melbourne, New York, Scandinavia and South Africa. This baby has even featured on 'Blue Peter' and in a Coca-Cola commercial (the one with the ice-pick...).

Intrigued? I was. Being a virgin to the phenomenon that is STOMP, I was admittedly slightly fearful of an hour and 40 minutes of bin-lid banging, followed by several painkillers and early to bed. I couldn't have been more surprised. These guys are AMAZING.

Wearing workman's boots, STOMP's immensely talented eight performers ­ mostly trained drummers - stamp (or stomp) and tap their way around the stage in a series of sketches, although there is no apparent plot and no underlying message to be learnt (this is pure visual and aural entertainment). The beats they create with their feet are accompanied by rhythms and sounds produced using impromptu instruments, all connected with garbage (from waste piping and empty plastic bottles to buckets, brushes and dustbin lids). The result is an achingly clever cacophony-cum-symphony of funky rhythms, complex sound patterns and surprisingly toe-tapping tunes, and proof that there is beauty in everything.

It's a spellbinding performance.

The hip, urban backstreet set and the lighting design by Neil Tiplady and Steve McNicholas further enhance the ambience.

The performers work in impressive union - keeping time, interacting with one another and even, in amusing moments, endearingly teasing their less-than-rhythmic audience. Plus - enviably - they look like they are having the absolute time of their lives.

On the evening I attended, there was a standing ovation - something that bodes extremely well for the rest of the run.

Creative, captivating, compulsive and utterly cool. Ten out of ten.

 

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Reviewed by Clare Peel for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


We Will Rock You - (The Musical)

by Queen and Ben Elton

 

now playing at The Dominion Theatre

Instantaneously catapulted into the mesmeric futuristic world of We Will Rock You, the audience at the Dominion Theatre experience a wonderful roller-coaster ride through Ben Elton's vision of The Brave New World. That's to say, A Brave New Pop World where musical instruments are banned and manufactured pop bands thrive.

Our hero, Galileo, is a freak of nature in this planet of homogenous "Gaga" girls and boys, who furiously strives to bring back rock music to an all too pop-dominated world. With the aid of his sidekick, Scaramouche (yes, the humour is all very obvious but it strangely works), they venture underground and uncover a group of Bohemians who share the aim of bringing the world back to its former glory. Believe me, this is really great stuff. The plot pales into insignificance once the singing and dancing gets going. For someone not overly keen on Queen's songs, my toe really was tapping.

The cast work their way through all the favourites...Under Pressure, It's A Kinda Magic, We Are The Champions...songs which are cleverly interwoven into the plot with ease. They alternate between rigid robotic movements, brilliantly displayed in Radio Gaga, and free flowing head banging during the closing Bohemian Rhapsody. Visually, the costumes excel because of the sheer variety, with the futuristic cyberbabes scantily clad in silver spandex whereas the Bohos opt for a grungy yet glamorous punk ensemble reminiscent of Adam Ant and Boy George.

The Production Designers, Mark Fisher and Willie Williams, famed for innovative tour set designs for Pink Floyd and the Rolling Stones, pulled out all the stops. The revolving screens which create a swirling backdrop to the entire play understandably cost £1 million. They bombard you with a technicolour display of eye-catching images and adverts. The quality of this show is undeniable as from start to finish you are captivated by the stunning visual effects and lavish displays of lighting that are so startling they practically sting your eyes.

As with all the West End musicals, there is the obligatory overly sentimental part which in We Will Rock You is dedicated to all famous rock legends who died young and left beautiful bodies(!), the focus being mainly on Freddie Mercury. Its slush but rather good slush.

As far as the acting is concerned, it is first class. Despite a multitude of great performances, Hannah Jane Fox who plays Scaramouche stole the show. For such a waif of a girl she has a gutsy voice, which is breath-taking at moments. Nigel Planer plays Pop, the long-haired loveable hippy character with zeal and is loved by the audience.

When the West End is plagued with some really dire musicals, We Will Rock You is a real breath of fresh air. There is no need to be an ardent fan of Queen to appreciate this amazing spectacle. To a certain extent it will become dated as references to Britney Spears and Hearsay will have less of an impact in months to come. Yet these anachronisms must be overlooked. Go along, surprise yourself and I will guarantee you will come out humming all the tunes.

Reviewed by Charlotte Seales for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


Disney presents

THE LION KING

The Award-Winning Broadway Musical

 

now playing at LYCEUM THEATRE (Wellington Street, WC2)

“THE LION KING” ROARS IN TRIUMPH !

In almost 50 year’s connection with the Theatre, and four years as Editor of THEATREWORLD INTERNET MAGAZINE, I have to confess that this is the most difficult review I have ever undertaken - there are simply not enough superlatives in the English language to describe “THE LION KING”

From the moment the curtain rises on the assembly of animals at sunrise at Pride Rock for the ‘presentation’ of the heir apparent (Simba) - the audience is totally silenced, mesmerised, by the unbelievably realistic display of wild-life! Huge Elephants, enormous Giraffes, graceful Gazelles - the procession seems to go on and on. It is not until the final drum crash at the end of “Circle of Life”, that the audience whoops with delight and the applause is deafening!

Perhaps I should confess that this review is totally biased - the reviewer being an utter, unashamed Disney fanatic! However, all the hype, and the brilliant marketing of this (former) animated feature pays off in abundance with the most spectacular and stunningly clever musical we have seen in London’s West End for three decades!

Disney’s first venture onto the Broadway, London and other stages around the world began with ‘Beauty and the Beast’. Many critics dismissed the work as just another piece of ‘Disney escapism’. Whilst ‘Beauty’ was relatively simple to translate to the stage, being a familiar ‘folk-tale, and containing ‘human’ characters - THE LION KING with its ‘cast’ consisting entirely of animals should have presented Disney’s ‘imagineers’ with an almighty headache.

Enter Director AND designer JULIE TAYMOR who, with the addition of the most stunning head-dresses, costumes and make-up INSTANTLY AND BELIEVABLY transforms the actors into the characters they portray. These creatures are no ‘Cats’ in leotards and painted faces! Ms. Taymor is an astoundingly brilliant creator, in as much as she has a concept which weaves its’ way throughout the entire production. The choreography (Garth Fagan) is perfect for the piece, the lighting (Donald Holder) ... vividly conjuring up the sights of Africa ... but above all the brilliantly effective design of the characters costumes and masks - all bear her hallmark! Small wonder that she was the first woman to win a coveted “Tony” award for ‘Best Director of a Musical’ for THE LION KING on Broadway.

All of your favourites from the movie are here -

Rafiki (the wise baboon), The wicked hyenas, Scar (the evil uncle), Pumbaa (the wart-hog), Timon (the wise-cracking meercat), Zazu (the major-domo), Nala (Simba’s bride to be!), Mufasa (Simba’s father), and of course, Simba - the Lion King!

But there are many, many more delights - which to reveal, would be to spoil your enjoyment. Ms. Taymor uses every trick in her book - but wisely and sparingly. She draws on techniques not seen in this country for decades .... shadow puppets .... soaring birds which fill the auditorium ... a beautiful ‘flying ballet’ ... animatronics ... the use of lighting and an extremely simple ‘device’ to depict the death of The Pridelands once Scar has murdered Mufasa. All so simple - yet it takes the mind and imagination of a genius to come up with such effects - the Genius of THE LION KING is Julie Taymor.

I have deliberately NOT singled out any member of the (HUGE) cast - since they all played (I suspect as they were directed to?) as an ensemble. Each member of the cast has his or her own chance to ‘shine’ and they do so with a brilliance that is not evident anywhere on the London stage at present.

Acting-wise, for them to even approach the ‘voice-overs’ in the animated feature (which were such luminaries as James Earl Jones, Whoopi Goldberg and Jeremy Irons) might be considered impossible. However, they don’t need to. The sheer size and spectacle of this stage version totally eclipses the two-dimensional movie and brings ‘The Pridelands’ to life before your eyes.

The original score has been expanded for the stage and now features fifteen musical numbers. South African composer Lebo M has created an evocative blend of African rhythms and chorales, with additional material by Julie Taymor and Mark Mancina. Elton John and Tim Rice have added three new numbers to the five they wrote for the animated film. The resulting sound of The Lion King score is a fusion of Western popular music and the distinctive sounds and rhythms of Africa, embracing the Academy award winning “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” and the haunting “Shadowland

Any ‘critic’ who pours out their usual ‘bile’ after seeing this production has clearly lost the ‘inner child’ which exists within us all - they should seek a good therapist.. What they will not realise is that audiences have now ‘grown-up’ - and yet not (there’s a child deep down inside all of us!)  Audiences are now demanding what they want - entertainment. Barricade scenes, riots, falling chandeliers and helicopters are a thing of the past.

Disney’s THE LION KING gives you what you pay for, and as always with Disney - you get VALUE FOR MONEY !!

Last night’s prolonged standing ovation from an enraptured audience said it all !!!!!

THEATREWORLD cannot recommend this production more highly than to rate it as it’s new Number one in the Top Ten Musicals and Plays in London!

You’ll have to wait in line for a long time for a ticket,

THE LION KING will ‘reign’ for years at the Lyceum Theatre -

but be patient and, take my word -

it will be something you tell your Grandchildren about -

you’ll have been part of “The Circle of Life”.

THE LION KING is produced by Walt Disney Theatrical Productions under the direction of Peter Schneider and Thomas Schumacher.

Reviewed by Graham Powner - Theatreworld Internet Magazine


MAMMA MIA

featuring a hefty 27 songs by Europopsters ABBA !!!

now playing at Prince of Wales Theatre

This is a review of the original production cast changes will therefore apply

Let’s face it, the idea of sitting through a musical based on over twenty-seven Abba songs could be, for some of us, a form of Japanese torture, for others, an eagerly anticipated night of frivolous fun, happily overdosing on all the great classics.

The main problem lies in deciding on a plot which can be successfully merged with obscurely titled songs such as “Chiquitita”, “Voulez-vous” and “Mamma Mia.” The writer, Catherine Johnson, opts for the typical cliched story about a girl’s search for identity, self discovery and the difficulty of relationships. The story is straightforward. Sophie, a bride to-be, has invited three men, any of whom could be her long lost father to her wedding on a quiet, Greek island. Two of Sophie’s mother’s friends arrive, Tanya and Rosie. These two characters contribute a great deal of humour to the play. Tanya is a glamorous, nymphomaniac “Abs Fabs” Patsy-esque character who towers over Rosie, the archetypal dumpy yet aimable middle-aged woman, like a giant. They add much colour to “Mamma Mia” and their “Dancing Queen” scene involving Sophie’s mother Donna is great. Hairbrush in hand, the trio sing and dance along to their favourite teenage anthem in a natural, spontaneous manner.

Concerning the choreography in general, the upbeat, energetic performances to “Money, Money,Money” and “Does your mother know” were excellent. More of these and less of the mediocre duets were needed. It seemed as though all the classic Abba songs were crammed into the first half, causing the second part to be slow paced and too static. Nevertheless, a nice alternative to costume was provided by the wetsuit and flipper clad backing dancers in some of the songs, rather fitting to the Greek island setting.

The set design, consisting of two curved walls representing a taverna, allowed fluid change of scene. However, its minimalism was taken a bit to the extreme, the taverna looked more derelict than idyllic, too much was left to the imagination.

Despite these few disappointments “Mamma Mia” redeems itself with its witty dialogue, a combination of double entendre and funny banter. Siobhan McCarthy’s role as the single mother Donna is brilliant, unfortunately casting quite a shadow on Lisa Stokke’s debut in the West End as Sophie.  

Although Abba will always be remembered for their electric turquoise blue lycra outfits and white platform boots rather than for an array of songs with deeply moving and thought provoking lyrics, their genre of music is ideal and a real crowdpleaser for this West End musical at the Prince Edward Theatre.

Reviewed by Charlotte Seales for Theatreworld Internet Magazine


CHICAGO

Reviewed at the Adelphi Theatre transferred to Cambridge Theatre from 28 April 2006

“CHICAGO” IS A SMASH !! -

‘The Second Time Around’

Original produced in 1975, this Kander & Ebb (of ‘Cabaret’ fame) show set in the ‘roaring twenties’ show was billed as “a musical vaudeville”, and was loosely based on a play (subsequently filmed twice, the latter version starring Ginger Rogers).

The original Broadway production was a smash hit running for well over two years. It starred legendary Broadway Musical performers Chita Rivera, Gwen Verdon and Jerry Orbach in the lead roles - and they were perfect - as was the show - with its’ ‘quirky’ style. It had master choreographer Bob Fosse whose genius for dance was the ticket to a successful Broadway show way back then.  It was snappy, sassy, and written totally with tongue in cheek. The characters were given pastiche songs to sing in true vaudevillian style almost impersonating people like Eddie Cantor, Sophie Tucker, Bert Lahr etc.

Unfortunately, when it made its way across the Atlantic to London via Leicester Haymarket Theatre it got ‘waterlogged’ - the show was horrendously re-vamped and presented in a totally differing style to the original concept as was originally written. It was this and this alone which condemned the show in the UK, and when it finally transferred to London’s West End, it was inevitably a flop. One can only imagine that the Leicester producers assumed that British audiences wouldn’t recognise the vaudevillian performers pastiched in the show and decided to go for a totally new look - but “Chicago’s” original fame had preceded it and it was the original production which audiences wanted to see. Would that the original Broadway stars had been able to bring the show to London - it would most certainly have been the sell-out success it was at the 46th Street Theatre, New York.

However, that is history. “CHICAGO” IS BACK - and this time - TO STAY!!!

Times change - we now live in a far more CYNICAL society (another very potent ingredient of the original musical) - a society which sees nothing wrong in making a media circus out of a murder trial (O.J. Simpson springs to mind!). This is basically what “CHICAGO” is about.  

Roxie Hart has just shot her lover after he threatens to leave her for another (presumably younger broad) - she tries to get her husband to take the rap - but Amos (the ‘Mr Cellophane’ man) - a nobody, a nothing “you can see right through me, walk right by me, and never know my name!” - at first agrees thinking Roxie is telling the truth when she proclaims ‘rape’. However he soon wises up and Roxie is arrested, charged with murder and thrown into Cook County Jail.  There she meets up with her fellow murderesses, including Velma Kelly - who is the toast of the jail have secured the services of lawyer Billy Flynn (a pastiche character based on the legendary lawyer Clarence Darrow) - he never lets his clients swing!

On hearing Roxie’s story, he takes her on too and explains that she can be a ‘star’ through his court ‘performance “Razzle-Dazzle ‘Em”. This, of course, is right up Roxie’s street - she has always been in the chorus - this is her big break. The Courtroom scene is hilarious - and, of course Roxie gets off.

In 1997, this seems nowhere near as cynical as it did in 1975 and it is the cynicism which has been brought to the fore for this brand new working of the musical. It most certainly is NOT the “Chicago” of yesteryear - but a fascinatingly brilliant re-working of the original with the same feel which the original contained. What is on offer on the Adelphi Stage is something just as exciting and zappy - especially with ANN REINKING’s wonderful choreography “in the style of Bob Fosse”. Mr Fosse could have no better epitaph than Miss Reinking’s ‘loving’ tribute - the dancing is nothing less than dazzling and brilliantly executed.

RUTHIE HENSHALL has once and for all lost her ‘goody-two-shoes heroine’ image with her sensual, sexy and totally believable wicked portrayal of murderess Roxie. It is almost unbelievable to think that this summer she was playing the heroine in Sandy Wilson’s ‘Divorce Me Darling’ - THERE WERE TIMES WHEN I HAD TO PINCH MYSELF TO REALISE IT WAS THE SAME PERSON!    She was magnificent.     UTA LEMPER as Velma Kelly was wonderfully brash and possessed a strong voice and personality, though I did feel that some of her dance numbers could have been a little more varied in their execution.

HENRY GOODMAN was a perfect smoothy lawyer (Billy Flynn) - though it has to be said that this is a ‘womens’ show - the male characters have to fight hard to keep up with the ladies - however, Mr Goodman held his ground. NIGEL PLANER as Roxie’s cuckolded husband was absolutely brilliant - his deferential ‘Mr Cellophane’ number bringing a moistness to the eye just as it should. One must also mention C.Shirvell’s marvellous voice as ‘Mary Sunshine’ - the radio reporter - though to say more would be to spoil the ‘surprise’.

EVERY SINGLE ACTOR deserves a mention since they all performed to a peak of perfection which hasn’t been seen on a London stage in a ‘real’ Broadway musical for decades. This also includes the fabulous band under the direction of GARETH VALENTINE. How many shows have you seen an audience sit in their seats until the ‘play-out’ music has finished in order to applaud the band?

Under the tight, taut, tense direction of WALTER BOBBIE - I think it is safe to say that the Adelphi Theatre will have Kander & Ebb’s melodies resounding through the building for a couple of years AT LEAST!

Thank you Broadway for giving us a taste of what fun musical theatre was

- and still can be like!

Reviewed by Graham Powner - Theatreworld Internet Magazine


SHAKESPEARE'S GLOBE - EXHIBITION AND EDUCATIONAL FACILITIES REMAIN OPEN YEAR ROUND ! - WELL WORTH A VISIT

The Globe Café - with an all-day menu with main dishes from £5 and open from 10am, last orders 11pm. Menu also served on the outside terrace in fine weather. No booking required.

The Globe Restaurant - Main dishes from the Grill starting at £8 and two courses with coffee from £12.50. Open for lunch from 12 noon - 2-30pm, supper 5.30pm to 11pm last orders. Special pre and post theatre menu available during the season. Booking advisable.

The Globe Balcony - Situated on the third floor, with panoramic views of the river, St. Paul’s and the City. Available for private bookings throughout the year.

For reservations and enquiries telephone: 020 7928 9444

Open all the year round except December 24 & 25.


 

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